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067: The Worst Part Of Waking Up

Ian Jay

on Aug. 6, 2006

First of all, all you fantasy fans can shut up. Lasers are extremely mystical. So I don't wanna hear any of that "anachronism" crap. (And don't ask me how Walt survived the impact. It involves a very complex variant of the Heisenberg principle: When an object enters a universe from outside, its trajectory can be plotted, but not its location. Therefore, Walt was never completely physically in this new universe until seconds after impact, when he'd stopped moving entirely. Before that his location was quantum, so the horrible injuries he might have sustained from the fall and the crash were either there or not there– in this case, mostly not there, although he did ruin a perfectly good set of clothes. Or, long story short, it's kind of a plot hole that I'd rather you just ignore.)

Sorry this page seems a little rushed, TEO fans. I've had to simultaneously work on my update for Starving Artists. Head over there around Tuesday and see the results.

In other news… not much. I'm pretty tired. Remember when I used to talk about everything that happened this past week? That was before I started finishing these at two in the morning. My sister came back from soccer camp, if that's of any importance. I helped my dad take leaves to the dump today.

Also! Thanks to positive feedback from hungry consumers, I'm planning on putting together a TEO Designer Factory Warehouse Bargain Merchandise Outlet. We'll be selling TEO-related items that you– yes, YOU!– can purchase and cherish for life. I'll keep you posted.

Sincerely,

Ian Jay