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- TEO Is Moving
- 129: Torso-Thrashing Riffs
- 128: Reunion
- 127: Love Is In The Air
- 126: Bright Lights, Indistinct Sounds
- 125: A Great Leap Forward
- 124: Burying The Hatchet
- 123: Factions
- 122: Perforations
- 121: Double Take
- 120: Rendezvous
- 119: The Open Horizon
- 118: Self-Help
- 117: Dangling Perilously
- 116: Damage Control
- 115: In
- 114: Thomas Wolfe Was Right
- 113: Bring The Kids
- 112: Big Yellow Cab
- 111: Corporate Casual
- 110: From One Maniac To Another
- 109: Mystery Threat
- 108: Sinister Goings-On
- 107: Preparations
- 106: Negotiations
- 105: Onomatopoeia
- 104: Ears, Eyes, and Arms
- 103: Trouble Brewing
- 102: Behind Closed Doors
- 101: Vanadian Gothic
- 100: Revolution
- 099: All Tied Up
- 098: Things Get Weirder
- 097: Deeper Secrets
- 096: Debate
- 095: Speech
- 094: Funeral No. 2
- 093: Internal Combustion
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Behind The Scenes Special
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Dot Warner
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: E. "Mazoo" Walburg (3)
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: E. "Mazoo" Walburg (2)
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: E. "Mazoo" Walburg (1)
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Patrick Kavanaugh
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: EJB
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Allan Clarke
- 092: The Cold Bite Of Steel
- 091: Sandwich Emergency
- 090: Reprecussions
- 089: Foreign Affairs
- 088: Counterpoint
- 087: With A Capital T
- 086: Loose Strings
- Hey, Look-- Some Abominable Filler Art
- 085: Let's Get This Over With
- 084: The Welcome Wagon
- 083: Living On Autopilot
- 082: Holes
- 081: Here Comes The Whale
- NO UPDATE THIS WEEK
- 080: Unfriendly Fire
- 079: Funeral No. 1
- 078: Amnesiacs
- 077: For The Good Of The Community
- 076: Two Guys Walk Into A Bar...
- 075: The Interstellar Con
- 074: We Come In Pieces
- 073: Welcome To Shady Grove
- 072: Autopsy
- 071: Liftoff
- 070: Footprints
- 069: Lost In The Woods
- 068: Dead Fish Handshake
- 067: The Worst Part Of Waking Up
- 066: Inexplicable Forces
- Fear And Loathing In San Diego
- 065: We'll All Float On Okay
- 064: Which Way The Pressure Lies
- 063: Emergency Exit
- 062: Probably Quantum Or Something
- 061: Insecure
- 060: Crawlspace
- 059: Hidden Talents
- 058: Armed And Dangerous
- 057: We're Not Gonna Take It
- 056: Rules Of Engagement
- 055: Out of Time
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 053: Metaphysics On A Napkin
- Number One With A Bullet, I'm A Power Pack
- Ian Jay: In Memoriam
- 052: Short Order
- 051: Time Management
- 050: Don't Tell Me You Expected A Happy Ending
- 049: Early Celebration
- 048: We're Not Gonna Make It
- PCBOTB ENTRY: Wintergreen
- PCBOTB ENTRY: Norbert's Eye
- PCBOTB ENTRY: ... (pronounced Dot Dot Dot)
- PCBOTB ENTRY: The Darksteel Dragons
- PCBOTB ENTRY: The Ninja Verses
- 047: Showtime
- 046: Of Glitter And Grief
- 045: A Very Nearly Late Registration
- 044: That There's An Allen Wrench
- 043: Fire In The Streets
- 042: Searchin' For An Answer
- 041: Hello Hello Hello Sir
- 040: Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent
- 039: Their Total Request Is Arson Daily
- 038: Burning Down The House
- 037: Ripped From The Headlines
- 036: Beckoning The Thaw
- 035: Needing No Introduction
- 034: Can We Play Here?
- 033: Frightening, Isn't It?
- 032: Freak Out
- 031: Fancy Dress
- 030: Burn, Baby, Burn
- 029: Aaaaand... Awkward!
- 028: Surprise, Surprise
- 027: Future Tense
- 026: On The Road Again
- 025: But What About Them Purple Guys?
- 024: Small Universe, I Guess
- 023: The Final Showdown
- 022: Confessions, Challenges
- 021: The Inner Sanctum
- 020: Meet The Press
- 019: A Little Fender Bender
- 018: Trouble Brewing
- 017: A Change Of Plans
- 016: The First Gig
- 015: Practice
- 014: Career Opportunities
- 013: Meanwhile, Somewhere Serious...
- 012: The Most Important Part
- 011: Awfully Funny
- 010: Office Space
- 009: Now That's What I Call Character Development
- 008: An Informal Reception
- 007: Not A Morning Person
- 006: Kinda Like Summer Camp, Only No Bugs Or Vomiting
- 005: One Sweet Ride
- 004: Less Talk, More Rawk
- 003: A Little Dream Of Me
- 002: Something Close To Social
- 001: The World At Large
- Genesis
Next
Last
First
Prev
- TEO Is Moving
- 129: Torso-Thrashing Riffs
- 128: Reunion
- 127: Love Is In The Air
- 126: Bright Lights, Indistinct Sounds
- 125: A Great Leap Forward
- 124: Burying The Hatchet
- 123: Factions
- 122: Perforations
- 121: Double Take
- 120: Rendezvous
- 119: The Open Horizon
- 118: Self-Help
- 117: Dangling Perilously
- 116: Damage Control
- 115: In
- 114: Thomas Wolfe Was Right
- 113: Bring The Kids
- 112: Big Yellow Cab
- 111: Corporate Casual
- 110: From One Maniac To Another
- 109: Mystery Threat
- 108: Sinister Goings-On
- 107: Preparations
- 106: Negotiations
- 105: Onomatopoeia
- 104: Ears, Eyes, and Arms
- 103: Trouble Brewing
- 102: Behind Closed Doors
- 101: Vanadian Gothic
- 100: Revolution
- 099: All Tied Up
- 098: Things Get Weirder
- 097: Deeper Secrets
- 096: Debate
- 095: Speech
- 094: Funeral No. 2
- 093: Internal Combustion
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Behind The Scenes Special
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Dot Warner
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: E. "Mazoo" Walburg (3)
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: E. "Mazoo" Walburg (2)
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: E. "Mazoo" Walburg (1)
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Patrick Kavanaugh
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: EJB
- TEO Guest Comic Partyganzabration: Allan Clarke
- 092: The Cold Bite Of Steel
- 091: Sandwich Emergency
- 090: Reprecussions
- 089: Foreign Affairs
- 088: Counterpoint
- 087: With A Capital T
- 086: Loose Strings
- Hey, Look-- Some Abominable Filler Art
- 085: Let's Get This Over With
- 084: The Welcome Wagon
- 083: Living On Autopilot
- 082: Holes
- 081: Here Comes The Whale
- NO UPDATE THIS WEEK
- 080: Unfriendly Fire
- 079: Funeral No. 1
- 078: Amnesiacs
- 077: For The Good Of The Community
- 076: Two Guys Walk Into A Bar...
- 075: The Interstellar Con
- 074: We Come In Pieces
- 073: Welcome To Shady Grove
- 072: Autopsy
- 071: Liftoff
- 070: Footprints
- 069: Lost In The Woods
- 068: Dead Fish Handshake
- 067: The Worst Part Of Waking Up
- 066: Inexplicable Forces
- Fear And Loathing In San Diego
- 065: We'll All Float On Okay
- 064: Which Way The Pressure Lies
- 063: Emergency Exit
- 062: Probably Quantum Or Something
- 061: Insecure
- 060: Crawlspace
- 059: Hidden Talents
- 058: Armed And Dangerous
- 057: We're Not Gonna Take It
- 056: Rules Of Engagement
- 055: Out of Time
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 054: The Next Morning...
- 053: Metaphysics On A Napkin
- Number One With A Bullet, I'm A Power Pack
- Ian Jay: In Memoriam
- 052: Short Order
- 051: Time Management
- 050: Don't Tell Me You Expected A Happy Ending
- 049: Early Celebration
- 048: We're Not Gonna Make It
- PCBOTB ENTRY: Wintergreen
- PCBOTB ENTRY: Norbert's Eye
- PCBOTB ENTRY: ... (pronounced Dot Dot Dot)
- PCBOTB ENTRY: The Darksteel Dragons
- PCBOTB ENTRY: The Ninja Verses
- 047: Showtime
- 046: Of Glitter And Grief
- 045: A Very Nearly Late Registration
- 044: That There's An Allen Wrench
- 043: Fire In The Streets
- 042: Searchin' For An Answer
- 041: Hello Hello Hello Sir
- 040: Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent
- 039: Their Total Request Is Arson Daily
- 038: Burning Down The House
- 037: Ripped From The Headlines
- 036: Beckoning The Thaw
- 035: Needing No Introduction
- 034: Can We Play Here?
- 033: Frightening, Isn't It?
- 032: Freak Out
- 031: Fancy Dress
- 030: Burn, Baby, Burn
- 029: Aaaaand... Awkward!
- 028: Surprise, Surprise
- 027: Future Tense
- 026: On The Road Again
- 025: But What About Them Purple Guys?
- 024: Small Universe, I Guess
- 023: The Final Showdown
- 022: Confessions, Challenges
- 021: The Inner Sanctum
- 020: Meet The Press
- 019: A Little Fender Bender
- 018: Trouble Brewing
- 017: A Change Of Plans
- 016: The First Gig
- 015: Practice
- 014: Career Opportunities
- 013: Meanwhile, Somewhere Serious...
- 012: The Most Important Part
- 011: Awfully Funny
- 010: Office Space
- 009: Now That's What I Call Character Development
- 008: An Informal Reception
- 007: Not A Morning Person
- 006: Kinda Like Summer Camp, Only No Bugs Or Vomiting
- 005: One Sweet Ride
- 004: Less Talk, More Rawk
- 003: A Little Dream Of Me
- 002: Something Close To Social
- 001: The World At Large
- Genesis
Next
Last
Author notes
…The main joke of this page being that while the Aztecs built an extremely technologically and culturally advanced civilization, they never actually got around to thinking up the wheel. This is true. You can look it up. Also, hey, guys! Not much to report this week. Just realized I have only two more TEO updates left until I go off to college, so that's exciting (though updates might get a little bit more… sporadic once I'm there, just to give you guys fair warning). I also plan on going to this weird yet awesome Japanese monster movie-fixated concert/art show on Friday, the Ultimate Kaiju All-Star Barrage . If you're in the Baltimore area and you plan on coming, give me a shout-out and we'll meet up there or something. (For those of you who aren't in the area or are busy doing God knows what else on a perfectly nice Friday night, I'll probably be writing a LiveJournal entry about the event, too.) Also… Endzone update this Friday. Also also… I'm sleeping in really late these days. Like, past noon. I'm staying up really late, too. My biological clock is stuck in a different time zone, I think. Also also also, and in conclusion… A while back, this guy Marek Michalowski programmed a little spongy yellow robot, Keepon (developed by another guy named Hideki Kozima), to dance to the Spoon song "I Turn My Camera On". This video was the result. Eventually, this video got so popular that Marek and Hideki made another video of Keepon dancing , this time using Spoon's "Don't You Evah" and taking the robot up and down the streets of what I'm guessing is Tokyo. The band even make a cameo appearance in this one. Both the band and the robot are apparently going to reunite at the next Wired NextFest, which is sort of a tech expo thing put on by Wired Magazine. Either way, both videos are good watchin'. Sincerely, Ian Jay
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