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Two Moons - 334

Jenshin

on March 5, 2007

My comic has so many freaking pages..

So people are asking about my pencil injury…. okay.
So once upon a time in high school, I took French. Was pretty good at it. Teacher was awesome. Every lesson we would get to add on three fun words of our own. I got to know how to say things like "Nuclear bomb" and "heroin" and "assassin" and "sword" way before I learned anything useful.

So we used to do skits to practice speaking. We were learning kitchen words.. dishes, appliences, things like that, and the verb "to put." So we made this skit about me being this evil teacher, and the students sneak in to my kitchen at night and do horrible things to my kitchen, finally putting a nuclear bomb in my dishwasher. As a prop for the teacher, I was holding on to a pencil, and I was really good at dramatic death scenes.. When the bomb exploded, I leaped into the air and fell back dramatically to the ground.
Caught my fall with my hand..
On top of the pencil..

It didn't hurt much more than like slapping your hand against something hard would…
And it didn't break any bones, so I figured it wasn't too bad.. Not like it went through my neck or something..
My teacher started totally freaking out, though.. And all these people I didn't even know ran into the health room to see if I was okay.
The school couldn't find anyone to drive me to the hospital so they had to call an ambulance. The paramedics were funny. They were making fun of eachother's shirts.
The lady in the ambulance thought I was awesome for not crying or cursing. Riding in an ambulance wasn't as exciting as it sounds..

At the doctor's office, they injected my hand with painkillers which was so fucking painful I started hyperventalating.. Fuck painkillers.. Just get the pencil out.

Before they took it out, some doctor came by with a camera and asked if he could add a picture of it to his scrap book of odd injuries. He said I reminded him of the lady who's husband stabbed her in the head with a knife. It was deep but didn't do much actual damadge, so she didn't really mind and just sat there calmly until they got it out.

Anyway, they took out the pencil.. Then this shy, quiet nurse came in to clean it. After a while one of her co-workers came by and asked how it was going and she gets all excited and goes, "This is so cool! You drip in the water through one side and it comes out the other!!" After that we started talking, and it was awesome.

That's about it. I have a scar on both sides of mind hand and it's kinda neat.

Respondy -

Nigellashade - Aw, so much has been going on in your life. You're so strong, to be there for so many people. Keep being awesome!!

Darwin - Yeah! What the fuck with the painkillers.. Getting stabbed with those needles hurts worse than the rest of the procedure..
More stories!!

PinkBunny - Okay, so it's something pressing on a nerve and not like, something wrong with your spinal chord. That's relieving.
Aaahh Issen!

Glass Ink - Happy endings are for the weak.

Iago - You totally have some awesome injury, I just can't remember it or something.. Wait you told me once about some bone floating in your wrist..

Tantz Aerine - I don't think so.. Maybe he nicked it..

Nekko - Ah…

Throgmorten - Nah, bleeding heavily is kinda rare I think.. I've never had anything bleed heavily.

Ryjia - Aah!

JillyFoo - Aww that's right! If you die your dog will be sad..
Issen is being selfish and not thinking about anyone else..
Bad Issen..


hoya999 - Broken ruler?? Wow.. how did it break? What happened??
Just because it's not unheard of doesn't make it any good..

animegla12 - eyes!

Alejkhan - Hear hear!!

Kaj - Issen is a coward.. He can't face his life, so he gets rid of it.

Ahh my comic is so depressing!
-Jenshin