This one time when I was like 16 I lived in Buffalo New York for like four months and I got a job working for kids against drugs and we were handing out pamphlets in kind of a sketchy part of town, and my friend starts going into stores and handing pamphlets to the store owners. Then he walks into a bar, but we couldn't tell it was a bar. So I walk in as my friend hands the bar tender a pamphlet and realize it's a bull dyke bar and one of the bull dykes tells us to get lost. So I jokingly start handing pamphlets to everyone, and one of the bull dykes pushes me up against a pool table, next thing I know my friend grabbed a pool cue and cracked it over the side of one of the bull dykes head. Then like six bull dykes get up and start chasing us out of the bar, but instead of running to the door I accidentally move to the back of the bar, that's when every bull dyke in the bar went after us, mean while my friend gets chased out of the bar by like seven bull dykes. So I got like nine bull dukes advancing on me with chains and pool cues, all I could do was grab the cue ball off the pool table and bash one of the bull dykes over the head with it and she went down. So they all came at me and I flipped the pool table over in front of them, but that just buys me a little time as they all jump over it, and run around it. Next thing I know one of the bull dykes tries to whip me with a chain but I blocked it with my arm and it wrapped around my arm, so I had to bite the bull dykes hand to get her to let go of the chain while several other bull dykes whaled on me. Basically I dove under the lead bull dykes legs and slid toward the door, that's when they all jumped me as I was sliding out the door. So I basically punched and kicked my way out of the bar until I got to the door and got chased for like ten blocks until I lost them and boarded a bus, it's kind of funny when I was sitting on the bus covered in blood there was this little black kid staring at me the whole time.
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