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Chapter M8: Trans-Siberian Action Sequence | Part 8

ccznen

on May 10, 2022

In this universe, Santa Claus is an action hero. A Bruce Willis/Arnold Schwarzenegger caliber action hero. At one point, back when I did stop-motion animation as a hobby, I made a mock movie trailer starring a group of four heroes, one of whom was Santa Claus. The idea sounded so interesting I actually made the movie. Starring Santa Claus.

I made a couple more movies in the series, and the only constant was that Santa Claus was in each of them. As an action hero. This is an absurd, silly idea, but I’ve used it for so long that it just feels natural. And I honestly don’t know how to feel about that.

If you want to see the movies, here are some links, but I warn you, they're kind of embarrassing:


The first one (Bad! Don't watch!)

The second one (Better, and won awards at my college's film festival, but still a bit rough)

The third one (I actually kind of like this one; it has some good chuckles)