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Walrus

on April 11, 2009

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harkovast: He's not really the worlds strongest man literally or physically. The title currently belongs to Mariusz Pudzianowski.

Dark Pascual: That would be a good match. By any chance did you see the Santino vs. Khali match on Smackdown on Friday?

They air a recap of Monday Night Raw’s events involving ‘Santina’ Marella Vs. Beth Phoenix. Santino then makes his way to the ring and gets on the microphone. He says the Divas are jealous over his ‘twin sister’s’ victory at Wrestlemania and then goes on to lay down an open challenge right there at that very moment.

The Great Khali answers the challenge as his music hits and he makes his way down to the ring with Ranjin Singh. Singh informs Santino that Khali doesn’t want to fight and that Khali thinks Santino’s sister… is HOT! Singh then says that Khali hasn’t been able to stop thinking about Santina, he wants her to be a guest on the kiss cam! Santino asks Khali what’s wrong with him and asks if he’s some kind of pervert. He asks if Khali thinks his sister is some kind of woman of the night or graduated from the University of Texas… “well she didn’t!”. She went to the school of hard knocks! Santino says he’s going to speak on behalf of his sister and say no and why would she want to kiss a freak like Khali anyway! He says Khali could probably open his mouth and swallow ‘Santina’. He says maybe Khali has bad breath, maybe he smokes, maybe cigarettes are going to stunt Khali’s growth.

Khali gets on the microphone and addresses Santino in Indian(?). Santino exclaims; “You Sonamagun! You can’t talk about my sister like that!”. Singh then tells Santino that was the wrong answer and a match between the two starts promptly. Santino goes to kick Khali but is sent backwards as the bell rings, Khali delivers the Punjabi Plunge for the victory.