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- WASTE OF TIME HAS MOVED
- 0219: Put Simply
- 0218: An Elegant Solution
- 0217: Bar None
- 0216: Worth 2,500 to 3,000 Words
- 0215: At Least Not 'Til Next Weekend
- 0214: Ladies, He's Still Single
- 0213: Sourly Mistaken
- 0212: Toothache Bellyaching
- 0211: Basket of Lies
- 0210: Like From a Whole Other Country
- 0209: Mind Your Language
- 0208: Valentine's Surprise
- 0207: Cool Runnings
- 0206: Confidence
- 0205: Love Child
- 0204: An Artist's Work is Never Done
- 0203: Day in the Life of an Artist
- 0202: Men Who Listen
- 0201: Love Film
- 0200: Lipslapstick
- 0199: Always One Foot on the Ground
- 0198: Revenge of the Seth
- 0197: Not-Even-Quarter-Life Crisis
- 0196: Nota Male
- 0195: Hang On to Your IQ
- 0194: Snowballing
- 0193: Should it Not Be Spelled Like it Sounds?
- 0192: High Standards of Cleanliness
- 0191: Clueless
- 0190: Little Wave
- 0189: Tiny Baton of Friendship
- 0188: Boop
- 0187: T and A&E
- 0186: Student Shower
- 0185: Nothing Pictures of Kittens Can't Fix
- 0184: Only With Fewer Nazis
- 0183: From Venus
- 0182: Blood Brothers
- 0181: It's a Song About Coffee or Something
- 0180: Snappy Response
- 0179: Baby it's Cold Outside
- 0178: Deeply Ingrained
- 0177: Face Time
- 0176: Horrorscope
- 0175: Some Like it Hot
- 0174: And Never Brought to Mind
- 0173: But Friendship's Forever
- 0172: Stranger Than Your Sympathy
- 0171: He's Doing His Best
- 0170: Head Protection
- 0169: 'Tis the Season to be Stupid
- 0168: Head-Bang
- 0167: Here's Jonny
- 0166: Some Simple Questions
- 0165: Hold the Phone
- 0164: In a Fast German Car
- 0163: Stick to Your Guns
- 0162: This Doesn't Bode Weeeeell!
- 0161: Feelingsy
- 0160: Santa Baby
- 0159: Failing the Bechdel Test So Far
- 0158: Harder Every Year
- 0157: Merry Christmas Indeed
- 0156: Heat-Seeking Mistle
- 0155: What Do You Do With a BA in English?
- 0154: It's Not Easy Being Mean
- 0153: Self-Censorship
- 0152: You're Left 4 Dead to Me
- 0151: Identity Crisis
- 0150: Two Big Advantages
- 0149: Tunnel Vision
- 0148: Easily Convinced
- 0147: Home for the Holidays
- 0146: His Saiyan Name is Cauli
- 0145: It's a Girl Thing
- 0144: Cutting the Bird
- 0143: Can Open, Worms Everywhere
- 0142: Quite the Time-Suck
- 0141: Not With a Ten Foot Pole
- 0140: Torn Apart
- 0139: Frosty
- 0138: That's Heavy Snow for England
- 0137: Don't Be Alarmed
- 0136: A Web of Lies
- 0135: Driving Me Mad
- 0134: Days Gone By
- 0133: Hardy Har
- 0132: Against Smiling Enemies
- 0131: Filler Killer
- 0130: I See Your Point
- 0129: A Friendly Smile
- 0128: Grin and Bear It
- 0127: Ah, Honey, Honey
- 0126: There's Never Anything Good On
- 0125: Monkey Business
- 0124: Inside His Genes
- 0123: It's Not a Race
- 0122: Team Players
- 0121: Touched For the Very First Time
- 0120: Either Way it Ends Up on Youtube
- 0019: Highly Regarded
- 0118: This is Not a Drill
- 0117: Chirpy
- 0116: Let it All Out
- 0115: Read My Lips
- 0114: What?
- 0113: Turn a Deaf Ear
- 0112: Loud and Clear
- 0111: Sound Advice
- 0110: Could You Repeat That?
- 0109: It's For You
- 0108: Important Announcement
- 0107: Unlucky Coincidence
- 0106: Sprung a Rage Leak
- 0105: What I Mean, Not What I Say
- 0104: It'll Comeback to You
- 0103: Brace Yourself
- 0102: Biting Sarcasm
- 0101: Grit Your Teeth
- 0100: Watch Your Mouth
- 0099: Dentally Disturbed
- 0098: Give Us a Smile
- 0097: Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
- 0096: Soothing Indeed
- 0095: The Other N-Word
- 0094: Not So Fast
- 0093: Greener on the Other Side
- 0092: We May Never Know
- 0091: Space Cadet Oddity
- 0090: A Bloody Mess
- 0089: Tit for Tit
- 0088: Girl Talk
- 0087: Bat Envy
- 0086: Juicy Melons
- 0085: Higher Education
- 0084: Lateral Thinking
- 0083: Not a Chance
- 0082: Bad Choice of Words
- 0081: Concussive Maintenance
- 0080: To the Bat Cave
- 0079: Hot Dinners
- 0078: Scream Your Heart Out with a Spoon
- 0077: Effective Advertising
- 0076: That's a Long Time
- 0075: Debate
- 0074: Down it, Fresher
- 0073: Fire Power
- 0072: You Raise Me Up
- 0071: Wash Your Mouth Out
- 0070: Infectious
- 0069: Getting Hot in Here
- 0068: Boundless Energy
- 0067: Game Over
- 0066: How to Handicap a Sorceress
- 0065: You'd Do the Same For Me
- 0064: Mister Wensleydale the Swordsmith
- 0063: Brother Dearest
- 0062: Maybe Not
- 0061: Who's The Boss
- 0060: Worst Possible Thing
- 0059: Golden Years
- 0058: Nice Work
- 0057: That Disease is So Last Year
- 0056: Day Off-Colour
- 0055: Beer Legs
- 0054: Student Code
- 0053: The Best Alternative
- 0052: He Remembers It
- 0051: Boys Don't Cry... Much
- 0050: Just Clowning Around
- 0049: Cross the Line
- 0048: Dummkopf
- 0047: Sleep Pedant
- 0046: Me Talk Good
- 0045: The More You Know
- 0044: Look at Those Tips
- 0043: They'll None of 'em Be Missed
- 0042: False Advertising
- 0041: Angst King
- 0040: Rude Awakening
- 0039: In Your Dreams
- 0038: Just
- 0037: I'll Be There For You
- 0036: I Like Waffles
- 0035: What a Shocker
- 0034: Playing With Fire
- 0033: Like Living in a Cave
- 0032: Just Do It
- 0031: Good Save
- 0030: Perfect Friday
- 0029: Flash Aah
- 0028: Slow Developer
- 0027: Tasty Meat
- 0026: As I Was Saying
- 0025: Plot Holes
- 0024: Sensitive
- 0023: Bombshell
- 0022: Interrupted By Fantasies
- 0021: Concentration
- 0020: A Common Problem
- 0019: Oh Yes, They Look So Alike
- 0018: Never Speak of it Again
- 0017: The Crane Signal
- 0016: Hungry, Hungry Upholstery
- 0015: Give Them the Finger
- 0014: Fail
- 0013: The Big Man Upstairs
- 0012: Sleeping Beauty
- 0011: The Little Light
- 0010: Sweet Revenge
- 0009: That's Bad
- 0008: Toasty
- 0007: Uh Oh
- 0006: It's Just a Jump to the Left
- 0005: Bigger is Better
- 0004: Indecent Exposure
- 0003: Sitting in a Tree
- 0002: Backseat Gamer
- 0001: Valuables
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First
Prev
- WASTE OF TIME HAS MOVED
- 0219: Put Simply
- 0218: An Elegant Solution
- 0217: Bar None
- 0216: Worth 2,500 to 3,000 Words
- 0215: At Least Not 'Til Next Weekend
- 0214: Ladies, He's Still Single
- 0213: Sourly Mistaken
- 0212: Toothache Bellyaching
- 0211: Basket of Lies
- 0210: Like From a Whole Other Country
- 0209: Mind Your Language
- 0208: Valentine's Surprise
- 0207: Cool Runnings
- 0206: Confidence
- 0205: Love Child
- 0204: An Artist's Work is Never Done
- 0203: Day in the Life of an Artist
- 0202: Men Who Listen
- 0201: Love Film
- 0200: Lipslapstick
- 0199: Always One Foot on the Ground
- 0198: Revenge of the Seth
- 0197: Not-Even-Quarter-Life Crisis
- 0196: Nota Male
- 0195: Hang On to Your IQ
- 0194: Snowballing
- 0193: Should it Not Be Spelled Like it Sounds?
- 0192: High Standards of Cleanliness
- 0191: Clueless
- 0190: Little Wave
- 0189: Tiny Baton of Friendship
- 0188: Boop
- 0187: T and A&E
- 0186: Student Shower
- 0185: Nothing Pictures of Kittens Can't Fix
- 0184: Only With Fewer Nazis
- 0183: From Venus
- 0182: Blood Brothers
- 0181: It's a Song About Coffee or Something
- 0180: Snappy Response
- 0179: Baby it's Cold Outside
- 0178: Deeply Ingrained
- 0177: Face Time
- 0176: Horrorscope
- 0175: Some Like it Hot
- 0174: And Never Brought to Mind
- 0173: But Friendship's Forever
- 0172: Stranger Than Your Sympathy
- 0171: He's Doing His Best
- 0170: Head Protection
- 0169: 'Tis the Season to be Stupid
- 0168: Head-Bang
- 0167: Here's Jonny
- 0166: Some Simple Questions
- 0165: Hold the Phone
- 0164: In a Fast German Car
- 0163: Stick to Your Guns
- 0162: This Doesn't Bode Weeeeell!
- 0161: Feelingsy
- 0160: Santa Baby
- 0159: Failing the Bechdel Test So Far
- 0158: Harder Every Year
- 0157: Merry Christmas Indeed
- 0156: Heat-Seeking Mistle
- 0155: What Do You Do With a BA in English?
- 0154: It's Not Easy Being Mean
- 0153: Self-Censorship
- 0152: You're Left 4 Dead to Me
- 0151: Identity Crisis
- 0150: Two Big Advantages
- 0149: Tunnel Vision
- 0148: Easily Convinced
- 0147: Home for the Holidays
- 0146: His Saiyan Name is Cauli
- 0145: It's a Girl Thing
- 0144: Cutting the Bird
- 0143: Can Open, Worms Everywhere
- 0142: Quite the Time-Suck
- 0141: Not With a Ten Foot Pole
- 0140: Torn Apart
- 0139: Frosty
- 0138: That's Heavy Snow for England
- 0137: Don't Be Alarmed
- 0136: A Web of Lies
- 0135: Driving Me Mad
- 0134: Days Gone By
- 0133: Hardy Har
- 0132: Against Smiling Enemies
- 0131: Filler Killer
- 0130: I See Your Point
- 0129: A Friendly Smile
- 0128: Grin and Bear It
- 0127: Ah, Honey, Honey
- 0126: There's Never Anything Good On
- 0125: Monkey Business
- 0124: Inside His Genes
- 0123: It's Not a Race
- 0122: Team Players
- 0121: Touched For the Very First Time
- 0120: Either Way it Ends Up on Youtube
- 0019: Highly Regarded
- 0118: This is Not a Drill
- 0117: Chirpy
- 0116: Let it All Out
- 0115: Read My Lips
- 0114: What?
- 0113: Turn a Deaf Ear
- 0112: Loud and Clear
- 0111: Sound Advice
- 0110: Could You Repeat That?
- 0109: It's For You
- 0108: Important Announcement
- 0107: Unlucky Coincidence
- 0106: Sprung a Rage Leak
- 0105: What I Mean, Not What I Say
- 0104: It'll Comeback to You
- 0103: Brace Yourself
- 0102: Biting Sarcasm
- 0101: Grit Your Teeth
- 0100: Watch Your Mouth
- 0099: Dentally Disturbed
- 0098: Give Us a Smile
- 0097: Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
- 0096: Soothing Indeed
- 0095: The Other N-Word
- 0094: Not So Fast
- 0093: Greener on the Other Side
- 0092: We May Never Know
- 0091: Space Cadet Oddity
- 0090: A Bloody Mess
- 0089: Tit for Tit
- 0088: Girl Talk
- 0087: Bat Envy
- 0086: Juicy Melons
- 0085: Higher Education
- 0084: Lateral Thinking
- 0083: Not a Chance
- 0082: Bad Choice of Words
- 0081: Concussive Maintenance
- 0080: To the Bat Cave
- 0079: Hot Dinners
- 0078: Scream Your Heart Out with a Spoon
- 0077: Effective Advertising
- 0076: That's a Long Time
- 0075: Debate
- 0074: Down it, Fresher
- 0073: Fire Power
- 0072: You Raise Me Up
- 0071: Wash Your Mouth Out
- 0070: Infectious
- 0069: Getting Hot in Here
- 0068: Boundless Energy
- 0067: Game Over
- 0066: How to Handicap a Sorceress
- 0065: You'd Do the Same For Me
- 0064: Mister Wensleydale the Swordsmith
- 0063: Brother Dearest
- 0062: Maybe Not
- 0061: Who's The Boss
- 0060: Worst Possible Thing
- 0059: Golden Years
- 0058: Nice Work
- 0057: That Disease is So Last Year
- 0056: Day Off-Colour
- 0055: Beer Legs
- 0054: Student Code
- 0053: The Best Alternative
- 0052: He Remembers It
- 0051: Boys Don't Cry... Much
- 0050: Just Clowning Around
- 0049: Cross the Line
- 0048: Dummkopf
- 0047: Sleep Pedant
- 0046: Me Talk Good
- 0045: The More You Know
- 0044: Look at Those Tips
- 0043: They'll None of 'em Be Missed
- 0042: False Advertising
- 0041: Angst King
- 0040: Rude Awakening
- 0039: In Your Dreams
- 0038: Just
- 0037: I'll Be There For You
- 0036: I Like Waffles
- 0035: What a Shocker
- 0034: Playing With Fire
- 0033: Like Living in a Cave
- 0032: Just Do It
- 0031: Good Save
- 0030: Perfect Friday
- 0029: Flash Aah
- 0028: Slow Developer
- 0027: Tasty Meat
- 0026: As I Was Saying
- 0025: Plot Holes
- 0024: Sensitive
- 0023: Bombshell
- 0022: Interrupted By Fantasies
- 0021: Concentration
- 0020: A Common Problem
- 0019: Oh Yes, They Look So Alike
- 0018: Never Speak of it Again
- 0017: The Crane Signal
- 0016: Hungry, Hungry Upholstery
- 0015: Give Them the Finger
- 0014: Fail
- 0013: The Big Man Upstairs
- 0012: Sleeping Beauty
- 0011: The Little Light
- 0010: Sweet Revenge
- 0009: That's Bad
- 0008: Toasty
- 0007: Uh Oh
- 0006: It's Just a Jump to the Left
- 0005: Bigger is Better
- 0004: Indecent Exposure
- 0003: Sitting in a Tree
- 0002: Backseat Gamer
- 0001: Valuables
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Author notes
Don't know about the title on this one. I just thought 'Where's Jonny' would be what Jack Torrance would have said if he were a less certain psychotic maniac. It's also not the most helpful thing to yell at a nurse, just saying.
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