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dotcrossbuns

on June 6, 2018

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Narrator: Hours later…
SFX: SPLASH
Shell: If this is water, it's the worst-drawn water I've ever seen.
Disk: At least it's the soft kind.
Shell: Yes, but we need to get out of here. We can't just tread water forever.
Disk: Are you sure?
Shell: I'd rather not find out.
Disk: So is there a secret door or something?
Shell: Hey, look, it's the lampshade.
Disk: No, this one is better-looking.
Shell: Okay, so now what?
Disk: I think the water is infinitely deep.
Shell: $*@☆!
Disk: That sounds hard to pronounce.