Yamete Kudasai

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SC9 III

fuzzyrobot

on Jan. 19, 2008

In both SC5 games, the 2nd boss manages to be something completely innapropriate and rape-y.

But, of course, the SC I game's "giant toungue monster"'s rape power is negligent next to the SC II's "let's just put a tentacle monster in it" boss. Notable Space Channel 5 part 2 quote: "It's getting tingly in here!"

In videro game news, I finally played the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game and HOLY CRAP IT IS SO AWESOME. The fighting part has super crappy graphics, which is definitely excusable because 1. It's a PS1 game and 2. The fighting sprites were designed for the game when it was actually out in crappy old arcades.

Special features:
-Follows the manga so much
-unlockable battles/characters/cool stuff
-Stand mode/ RIDICULOUS attacks
-Mini-games covering everything from interactive stories to 3rd-person shooter to side-scrolling shooter
-Zombie blowjobs. JUST BECAUSE.

Included Character Characteristics:
-Kakyoin's trademark ridiculous poses
-Polnareff why do you suck SO MUCH
-Vanilla Ice (..Cream), why are you so gay and HOW IS YOUR CROTCH SHAPED LIKE THAT
-Jojo/Jotaro is still super badassly awesome
-Mr. Jotaro's Grandpa, why are your special attacks SO Tentacle-rapey? WHY?



This has been your "I'm talking about video games you don't know" section for today. Special appreciation to the awesome people who've played SC5