Zombies Are People Too
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- PLUS IT WOULD GET MORE YOUTUBE HITS
- ZAPT Reanimated
- (129) A Good Plan For The Most Part
- (128) Is That A Thorn Or Are You Just Happen To See Me?
- (127) AvaTarr... Okay That Was A Stretch
- (126) You're Invited To A BBBQ, The Extra B Stands For Brains.
- (125) Double Down Syndrome
- (124) Give Us This Day, Our Daily Brains
- (123) 44 Inch Test...icles?
- (122) Oh, I Guess It Does Sound Like Whore Dwarves.
- (121) Shifty Enough To Have To Ask Which Guy
- (120) Glamore War
- (119) It Worked For Marvel Zombies
- (118) Undead Dating
- (117) Also You'd Make A Wonderful Adhesive.
- (116) Also Is That Per Serving Or Like The Whole Thing?
- (115) '98 Was All About Korn's Freak On A Leash And Then I Died A Little Inside
- (114) Yeah But Later On You're Gonna Have To Deal With The Aliens And Mutants
- (113) Hot Damn Of The Dead!
- (112) This Makes Me Hate Romero's Land Of The Dead 127% Less
- (111) They're Cold and Dead Now
- (110) Zombies Have Crushes Too... 2... Also
- (109) Zombies Have Crushes Too
- (108) It Doesn't Pay To Be A Capitalist
- (107) It's Hard To Floss That Stuff Out
- (106) FLAVOR!
- (105) A Moment Of Perfect Unknown Clarity
- (104) Apply To Infected Areas As Needed
- (103) Hate
- (102) Forever We Will Be Hollow?
- (101) At Least He No Longer Has A Stomach Ache
- (100) 100 Or Something Like It
- (99) Well It Is
- (98) Brought To You By Zomcom
- (97) Living In A Town Without Indie Girls Is Like Living On The Moon Without A Space Suit. It's Cold, Lonely, And Parts Of Your Body Will Explode
- (96) The Trials and Tribulations Of Boxman
- (95) Le Ven Viva Pinata
- (94) CARROTS!
- (93) The Blood Will Only Make It Cooler
- (92) Be Very Very Quiet
- (91) Dawn of the Diary of the Land of the Living Dead
- (90) That Place IS Weird
- (89) STOP STEALING MY IDEAS!
- (88) Batman Movies Died With Adam West
- (87) Crabs Of The Undead
- (86) Self Helped
- (85) I HATES IT!
- (84) Cheap
- (83) This Is What Happens Or Something
- (82) You May Case The Grounds From The Cascades To Puget Sound, But You Are Not Permitted To Leave.
- (81) Those Teeth Took Ten Hours To Draw
- (80) Due To The Space Needle, Seattle Is 27/100TH More Retro-Futuristic Than Any Other City Ever And That Means It Wins
- (79) Off With Their Torsos!
- (78) Don't Read This One
- (77) Wishboned
- (76) To Serve And Devour
- (75) Just Another Hit
- (74) A Sexy Lawsuit
- (73) Dragon Ball Z...OMBIE!
- (72) Slaves To Fashion
- (71) Baptism Is An Awesome Word.
- (70) Disappointment
- (69) Rob Zombie
- (68) You Don't Know Jack About Zombies
- (67) Pit Stop
- (66) Zombies Walk Into A Bar
- (65) They Wear Black
- (64) There Are No Tubes
- (63) Awkward Zombie
- (62) Zombiism Super STD
- (61) Sad Cliff
- (60) This Is The Follow Up Comic
- (59) This Is The Lead In Comic
- (58) You Eat Them Last
- (57) God's Plagues Go To 11
- (56) Foot Court Of The Dead
- (55) Lyndon Nixon
- (54) I Think I'm Turning Japanese
- (53) Super Z
- (52) Soylent Green Tea
- (51) Just Because It's Cool, Doesn't Make It Funny
- (50) The Ninth Zombie Law
- (49) The Eighth Zombies Law
- (48) The Seventh Zombie Law
- (47) The Sixth Zombie Law
- (46) The Fifth Zombie Law
- (45) The Fourth Zombie Law
- (44) The Third Zombie Law
- (43) The Second Zombie Law
- (42) The First Zombie Law
- (41) Groovy
- (40) Bad Zombie!
- (39) So... Dark
- (38) So Shut Up And Eat
- (37) This Shit Is Kosher?
- (36) Of Death And Dreams
- (35) Timeline =
- (34) Foiled Again
- (33) Tin Man Foiled
- (32) Shut Up Max Brooks
- (31) I Have No Idea
- (30) ?
- (29) With Long Pauses Inbetween
- (28) Uncomic!
- (27) Spider Zombie
- (26) Hold One Today!
- (25) 28 Seconds Later
- (24) ROAD TRIP! Wait... No, No Road Trip.
- (23) Take My Love
- (22) Mexican Food, Not Just For People
- (21) Training Videos
- (20) Tickle Us... Do It
- (19) You Can't Argue With The Internet
- (18) Wiki.... Wiki... Wiki...
- (17) Humans Inside Humans!
- (16) I Done See Inside Your Head
- (15) Mumble
- (14) Box Man
- (13) Eh Tu Gothic?
- (12) Sorry Dimebag, \m/
- (11) Drugs Of The Undead!
- (10) Save Your Opinions For Later
- (9) Silence Of The Mimes
- (8) Later?
- (7) Sound File Not Found
- (6) Land Of The Really Dumb Ass Movie
- (5) The First Penis Joke Is Always The Hardest
- (4) Billy Corgan Knows The Score
- (3) Original Zombie
- (2) Biggie Size Fo
- (1) An Uneasy Start
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First
Prev
- PLUS IT WOULD GET MORE YOUTUBE HITS
- ZAPT Reanimated
- (129) A Good Plan For The Most Part
- (128) Is That A Thorn Or Are You Just Happen To See Me?
- (127) AvaTarr... Okay That Was A Stretch
- (126) You're Invited To A BBBQ, The Extra B Stands For Brains.
- (125) Double Down Syndrome
- (124) Give Us This Day, Our Daily Brains
- (123) 44 Inch Test...icles?
- (122) Oh, I Guess It Does Sound Like Whore Dwarves.
- (121) Shifty Enough To Have To Ask Which Guy
- (120) Glamore War
- (119) It Worked For Marvel Zombies
- (118) Undead Dating
- (117) Also You'd Make A Wonderful Adhesive.
- (116) Also Is That Per Serving Or Like The Whole Thing?
- (115) '98 Was All About Korn's Freak On A Leash And Then I Died A Little Inside
- (114) Yeah But Later On You're Gonna Have To Deal With The Aliens And Mutants
- (113) Hot Damn Of The Dead!
- (112) This Makes Me Hate Romero's Land Of The Dead 127% Less
- (111) They're Cold and Dead Now
- (110) Zombies Have Crushes Too... 2... Also
- (109) Zombies Have Crushes Too
- (108) It Doesn't Pay To Be A Capitalist
- (107) It's Hard To Floss That Stuff Out
- (106) FLAVOR!
- (105) A Moment Of Perfect Unknown Clarity
- (104) Apply To Infected Areas As Needed
- (103) Hate
- (102) Forever We Will Be Hollow?
- (101) At Least He No Longer Has A Stomach Ache
- (100) 100 Or Something Like It
- (99) Well It Is
- (98) Brought To You By Zomcom
- (97) Living In A Town Without Indie Girls Is Like Living On The Moon Without A Space Suit. It's Cold, Lonely, And Parts Of Your Body Will Explode
- (96) The Trials and Tribulations Of Boxman
- (95) Le Ven Viva Pinata
- (94) CARROTS!
- (93) The Blood Will Only Make It Cooler
- (92) Be Very Very Quiet
- (91) Dawn of the Diary of the Land of the Living Dead
- (90) That Place IS Weird
- (89) STOP STEALING MY IDEAS!
- (88) Batman Movies Died With Adam West
- (87) Crabs Of The Undead
- (86) Self Helped
- (85) I HATES IT!
- (84) Cheap
- (83) This Is What Happens Or Something
- (82) You May Case The Grounds From The Cascades To Puget Sound, But You Are Not Permitted To Leave.
- (81) Those Teeth Took Ten Hours To Draw
- (80) Due To The Space Needle, Seattle Is 27/100TH More Retro-Futuristic Than Any Other City Ever And That Means It Wins
- (79) Off With Their Torsos!
- (78) Don't Read This One
- (77) Wishboned
- (76) To Serve And Devour
- (75) Just Another Hit
- (74) A Sexy Lawsuit
- (73) Dragon Ball Z...OMBIE!
- (72) Slaves To Fashion
- (71) Baptism Is An Awesome Word.
- (70) Disappointment
- (69) Rob Zombie
- (68) You Don't Know Jack About Zombies
- (67) Pit Stop
- (66) Zombies Walk Into A Bar
- (65) They Wear Black
- (64) There Are No Tubes
- (63) Awkward Zombie
- (62) Zombiism Super STD
- (61) Sad Cliff
- (60) This Is The Follow Up Comic
- (59) This Is The Lead In Comic
- (58) You Eat Them Last
- (57) God's Plagues Go To 11
- (56) Foot Court Of The Dead
- (55) Lyndon Nixon
- (54) I Think I'm Turning Japanese
- (53) Super Z
- (52) Soylent Green Tea
- (51) Just Because It's Cool, Doesn't Make It Funny
- (50) The Ninth Zombie Law
- (49) The Eighth Zombies Law
- (48) The Seventh Zombie Law
- (47) The Sixth Zombie Law
- (46) The Fifth Zombie Law
- (45) The Fourth Zombie Law
- (44) The Third Zombie Law
- (43) The Second Zombie Law
- (42) The First Zombie Law
- (41) Groovy
- (40) Bad Zombie!
- (39) So... Dark
- (38) So Shut Up And Eat
- (37) This Shit Is Kosher?
- (36) Of Death And Dreams
- (35) Timeline =
- (34) Foiled Again
- (33) Tin Man Foiled
- (32) Shut Up Max Brooks
- (31) I Have No Idea
- (30) ?
- (29) With Long Pauses Inbetween
- (28) Uncomic!
- (27) Spider Zombie
- (26) Hold One Today!
- (25) 28 Seconds Later
- (24) ROAD TRIP! Wait... No, No Road Trip.
- (23) Take My Love
- (22) Mexican Food, Not Just For People
- (21) Training Videos
- (20) Tickle Us... Do It
- (19) You Can't Argue With The Internet
- (18) Wiki.... Wiki... Wiki...
- (17) Humans Inside Humans!
- (16) I Done See Inside Your Head
- (15) Mumble
- (14) Box Man
- (13) Eh Tu Gothic?
- (12) Sorry Dimebag, \m/
- (11) Drugs Of The Undead!
- (10) Save Your Opinions For Later
- (9) Silence Of The Mimes
- (8) Later?
- (7) Sound File Not Found
- (6) Land Of The Really Dumb Ass Movie
- (5) The First Penis Joke Is Always The Hardest
- (4) Billy Corgan Knows The Score
- (3) Original Zombie
- (2) Biggie Size Fo
- (1) An Uneasy Start
Next
Last
Author notes
Remember that part in Resident Evil Apocalypse when what's her ass tells the little girl to just walk around the zombies because they're slow? If at any point you're writing a script for a zombie movie and you think to yourself, 'I should have my character say that', just delete the file and start over. In fact, just delete it and go do something else entirely.
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