Zorphbert and Fred

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221: Dog Dog Whisperer

dgriff13

on Dec. 1, 2008

My dog cannot do this. She's too busy chasing rabbits and other woodland creatures to balance them on her nose. She has actually caught one of them, I found a dead rabbit in the middle of the yard Sunday. I feel oddly proud (she's still a young pup) and at the same time apprehensive. I'm not very fond of dead furry things in my yard, really.

I should put it's head on a stick to warn the others to stop digging holes in my yard.

To all you rabbit enthusiasts out there, my dog says "sorry." And I will not do the head-on-a-stick thing, I was just kidding.