Zorphbert and Fred

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231: SUX the childhood right out of ya

dgriff13

on Jan. 5, 2009

This is totally autobiographical. I got a kick-ass vacuum for Xmas. I also got a video game, 2 Cavaliers jerseys, and a box set of George Carlin DVDs. But that *&^% vacuum will get the most use… because… well.. it ELIMINATES pet hair like I have never seen!

It's so sad that I'm this happy over a vacuum. When the heck did I grow up?

So, you guys think I should have the characters get engaged, like Rick and I just did? Or did you already figure they were married? Does it even matter? I'm also wondering if implying that they were living together (in sin!) before marriage would offend the "straights" in syndication land. Seems silly to me now, but I know some people believe it's a serious sin, and therefor, does not belong in wholesome newspaper comics.