Zorphbert and Fred
First
Prev
- The Big #300!
- #250: farewell to drunkduck
- Day After April Fools
- Zorphie's Weakness
- A Snowball's Purpose
- Bootinator!
- What will Nerf think of next?
- Charge!
- Compiled Efforts
- Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
- Ghostrunner Caricature
- Preemptive Attack
- The Wager
- Overreaction
BONUS: Cameos Wallpaper
PWITM Contest #15: Slimredninja's cameo!
PWITM Contest 15: final!
PWITM Contest 15: sketch
- 235: B-B-Brilliant.
- 234: are we there yet?
- 233: Let there be Light
- 232: Ever feel like a robot?
- 231: SUX the childhood right out of ya
- 230: Short-lived resolutions
- 229: True meaning of Xmas
- 228: Bah Humbug
- 227: Hungry for the Holidays
- 226: Hanging around
- 225: Holiday Jeer
- 224: Tracking Fred's Butt
- 223: Attack Dog
- 222: The Infamous Head Tilt
- 221: Dog Dog Whisperer
- 220: The Main Dish
- 219: Fred's mission.
- 218: Pun-tastic
- 217: The New Addition
- 216: Prize at the bottom
- 215: Mother &%$# Nature
- 214: Anniversary
- Go-Bama!
- 213: Technical Difficulties
- 212: The real reason people have yard signs...
- 211: The Big Switcheroo
PWITM Contest 14: Cameo!
PWITM Contest #14: Final!
PWITM Contest #14: Sketch (2))
PWITM Contest #14: Sketch
- 210: It's the mooseburgers.
- 209: Stick to the issues!
- 208: Ambushed!
- 207: Another refugee visits
- 206: Sarah's new study buddy
- 205: Sarah in the doghouse
- 204: Survivor- Washington DC
- 203: Okay, I'm taking on Politics. Wish me luck.
- 202: Nettika's souvenir
- 201: Gravitational Pull
- 201 : teaser
PWITM Contest 13: Cameo!
PWITM Contest #13: Final!
PWITM Contest #13- sketch
- 200: the reveal!
200 (sketch)
- 199: A Slow Realization
- 198: Cat Fight
- 197: Who let the cat out?
- 196: Grand Entrance
- 195: Off to Beijing
- 194: Olympics are for WIMPS.
Inspiration Week: 3
Inspiration Week: 2
New Tablet PC! Wooooo!
Inspiration Week: 1
V-A-C-A.... T-I-O-N!
I probably have a bad sunburn by now....
I'm not here, leave a message at the BEEP. Beep.
PWITM contest #12 - CorruptComics' Cameo!
PWITM contest #12 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #12 - Sketch
- 193: The pool's always half full
- 192: "CSI: Crime Dawgs"
- 191: Men don't give a %$#@ about "choppy bangs"
- 190: baby zorphie
- 189: Puff the Magic Dork
- 188: Frustrating Foliage
- 187: Stoopid rainbows
- 186: Fireflies Go Boom
- 185: Baseball Wrap-up
- 184: A grave mistake
- 183: Da da da! Da da da!
- 182: Fred, Junk Food Warrior
PWITM contest #11 - Crispiest Fortune's Cameo
PWITM contest #11 - Winner!
PWITM contest #11- Sketch
- 181: Squishy Demon Spawn
- 180: Fireworks
- 179: The Wave of Terror
- 178: Evil Hot Dog Launcher
- 177: Jerpwitz "The Terror" Miller
- 176: Rules of baseball
- 175: Kiss Cam
- 174: Location, Location, Location
- 173: Mitts and Bats
- 172: For that sweet & tangy perfect tan...
- 171: Slice-o-Cow
Fanart: Beaver & Steve Final
Fanart: Beaver & Steve sketch
- 170: Another PMS joke.
- 169: The depths of the male psyche
- 168: Wrath of a woman unheard
- 167: Off the Deep End
- 166: Blame Game
- 165: Sci-Fi Comedy?
- 164: Preeeeviews...
- 163: And a side of Pepto!
- 162: One for "Invaders From Uranus".
- 161: Bad Movies.
PWITM contest #10 - SpANG's Cameo
PWITM contest #10 - Winner!
PWITM contest #10 - inked
PWITM contest #10 - sketch
- 160: NOM NOM NOM
- 159: mmmmmm... bits of eggshell
- 158: Fat, Lazy Americans
- 157: Cheesy Poof!
- 156: Party in a Can
- 155: The exciting game of Pong
- 154: Guitar Zero
- 153: Let sleeping dogs lie.
- 152: Cornykova
- 151: Fred likes Oprah.
Filler: "Best of" Wallpaper
Filler: Fanart Wallpaper
- #150: Say what?
- 149: low-watt bulb
- 148: National Passssstiiiiiime.
- 147: Show-and-Tell (More than a couple screws loose.)
- 146: Show-and-Tell (act like a chicken!)
- 145: Show-and-Tell (Have a nice trip...)
- 144: Show-and-Tell (Moment of Truth)
PWITM contest #9 - ToonmanAZ's Cameo!
PWITM contest #9 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #9 - sketch
- 143: Show-and-Tell (Elmers Enthusiast)
- 142: Show-and-Tell (Food Fight!)
- 141: Show-and-Tell (Natural Selection, always last)
- 140: Show-and-Tell (English-Shmenglish)
- 139: Show-and-Tell (A Disappearing Act)
- 138: Show-and-Tell (Packin' Crayons)
- 137: Show-and-Tell (mystery meat)
- 136: Show-and-Tell (humor sense)
- 135: Show-and-Tell (cadet weird kid's idea)
- 134: Show-and-Tell (intro)
PWITM contest #8 - Cameo!
PWITM contest #8 - final - WINNER(S)!
PWITM contest #8 - sketch
- 133: I hate TV Commercials
- 132: Bring on the Olympics
- 131: How to do Suicides the right way.
- 130: Livin' the Dream
- 129: Drastic Measures
- 128: A Running Joke. Ha!
- 127: Wii wants to play. Wear protective headgear.
- 126: Happy New Years. Woo. Hoo.
PWITM contest #7 - Brock's Cameo!
Happy Holidays ya duckers!
PWITM contest #7 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #7 - sketch
- 125: Twinkly Magic
- 124: Bringin' the outside inside
- 123: Good dog, bad computer
- 122: Snow Perks
- 121: Get your Tetris Shot!
- 120: A Kodak Moment
- 119: Thanksgiving
PWITM contest #6 - SpANG's cameo
PWITM contest #6 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #6 - sketch
- 118: The Stare-down
- 117: Who says "Cahoots" anymore?
- 116: Leaf Logic
- 115: Cure for the Common.. brain dissolving
- 114: Spectator Sports
- 113: Football is for GIRLS
- 112: Halloween's Purpose
Halloween Special
- 111: City Excursion- End.
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: TheMidge28's cameo
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: WINNER!
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: 10-21-07
- 110: City Excursion- The aftermath
- 109: City Excursion- Revolving Fred
- 108: City Excursion- MORE Revenge
- 107: City Excursion- The Revenge
- 106: City Excursion- Coffee Snaffu
- 105: City Excursion- Most important call of the day
- 104: City Excursion- "Exciting" Careers
- 103: City Excursion- Cubeville
- 102: City Excursion- Copier jam
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST Cameo
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 9-23-07 Winner!
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 9-23-07
- 101: City Excursion- Inflatable Aliens
flippin' 100!
- 99: City Excursion- *zip*
- 98: City Excursion- Hobo Express
- 97: City Excursion- Ozone?
- 96: City Excursion- Bum Ride
- 95: City Excursion- Zombies
- 94: City Excursion- Low-tech Fred
- 93: City Excursion- We're not in Kansas anymore
- 92: City Excursion- Pet Penguin
- 91: City Excursion- an early departure
- 90: City Excursion- new toy!
Contest 3: 8-20-07 CAMEO!
Contest 3: 8-20-07 WINNER!
Contest 3: 8-20-07
- 89: Life of a dog
- 88: Barked up a Tree
Yay me!
- 87: Squeaky!
- 86: The Spam Incident #5
- 85: The Spam Incident #4
- 84: The Spam Incident #3
- 83: The Spam Incident #2
- 82: The Spam Incident #1
Best of Z&F: Fan's Favorites #7
Best of Z&F: Fan's Favorites #6
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #5
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #4
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #3
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #2
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #1
Best of Z&F: My favorites #6
Best of Z&F: My favorites #5
Best of Z&F: My favorites #4
Best of Z&F: My favorites #3
Best of Z&F: My favorites #2
Best of Z&F: My favorites #1
Contest Winner 7-11-07 (JZintel)
Contest Winner 7-11-07
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 7-9-07
- 81: The Costume Switch #7
- 80: The Costume Switch #6
- 79: The Costume Switch #5
- 78: The Costume Switch #4
- 77: The Costume Switch #3
- 76: The Costume Switch #2
- 75: The Costume Switch #1
- 74: Too HOT for Z&F
- 73: Part 4: FINAL!
- 73: Part 3- color
- 73: Part 2- inked
- 73: part 1- the sketch
- 72: Old Dog, New Tricks
- 71: The Dryer Ride
- 70: Fred finds God, and looses him.
- 69: The Weird Kidnapping #12
- 68: The Weird Kidnapping #11 COLOR
- 67: The Weird Kidnapping #10
- 66: The Weird Kidnapping #9
- 65: The Weird Kidnapping #8
- 64: The Weird Kidnapping #7
- 63: The Weird Kidnapping #6
- 62: The Weird Kidnapping #5
- 61: The Weird Kidnapping #4
- 60: The Weird Kidnapping #3
- 59: The Weird Kidnapping #2
- 58: The Weird Kidnapping #1
spork of DOOM!
- 57: Priorities, and K-fed
- 56: Powers of the belly rub
- 55: Sock Tail Revenge
THANKS!
- 54: Humans.. eat... food.
- 53: Cats are mean.
- 52: Fred wants to be a cat, we get it.
- 51: Introducing Nettika #2
Sunday 2: Don't make 'em like they used to
Sunday 3: Beta Humans
Sunday 1: Space Invaders, other than Z&F
Cast & Crew Page
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First
Prev
- The Big #300!
- #250: farewell to drunkduck
- Day After April Fools
- Zorphie's Weakness
- A Snowball's Purpose
- Bootinator!
- What will Nerf think of next?
- Charge!
- Compiled Efforts
- Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
- Ghostrunner Caricature
- Preemptive Attack
- The Wager
- Overreaction
BONUS: Cameos Wallpaper
PWITM Contest #15: Slimredninja's cameo!
PWITM Contest 15: final!
PWITM Contest 15: sketch
- 235: B-B-Brilliant.
- 234: are we there yet?
- 233: Let there be Light
- 232: Ever feel like a robot?
- 231: SUX the childhood right out of ya
- 230: Short-lived resolutions
- 229: True meaning of Xmas
- 228: Bah Humbug
- 227: Hungry for the Holidays
- 226: Hanging around
- 225: Holiday Jeer
- 224: Tracking Fred's Butt
- 223: Attack Dog
- 222: The Infamous Head Tilt
- 221: Dog Dog Whisperer
- 220: The Main Dish
- 219: Fred's mission.
- 218: Pun-tastic
- 217: The New Addition
- 216: Prize at the bottom
- 215: Mother &%$# Nature
- 214: Anniversary
- Go-Bama!
- 213: Technical Difficulties
- 212: The real reason people have yard signs...
- 211: The Big Switcheroo
PWITM Contest 14: Cameo!
PWITM Contest #14: Final!
PWITM Contest #14: Sketch (2))
PWITM Contest #14: Sketch
- 210: It's the mooseburgers.
- 209: Stick to the issues!
- 208: Ambushed!
- 207: Another refugee visits
- 206: Sarah's new study buddy
- 205: Sarah in the doghouse
- 204: Survivor- Washington DC
- 203: Okay, I'm taking on Politics. Wish me luck.
- 202: Nettika's souvenir
- 201: Gravitational Pull
- 201 : teaser
PWITM Contest 13: Cameo!
PWITM Contest #13: Final!
PWITM Contest #13- sketch
- 200: the reveal!
200 (sketch)
- 199: A Slow Realization
- 198: Cat Fight
- 197: Who let the cat out?
- 196: Grand Entrance
- 195: Off to Beijing
- 194: Olympics are for WIMPS.
Inspiration Week: 3
Inspiration Week: 2
New Tablet PC! Wooooo!
Inspiration Week: 1
V-A-C-A.... T-I-O-N!
I probably have a bad sunburn by now....
I'm not here, leave a message at the BEEP. Beep.
PWITM contest #12 - CorruptComics' Cameo!
PWITM contest #12 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #12 - Sketch
- 193: The pool's always half full
- 192: "CSI: Crime Dawgs"
- 191: Men don't give a %$#@ about "choppy bangs"
- 190: baby zorphie
- 189: Puff the Magic Dork
- 188: Frustrating Foliage
- 187: Stoopid rainbows
- 186: Fireflies Go Boom
- 185: Baseball Wrap-up
- 184: A grave mistake
- 183: Da da da! Da da da!
- 182: Fred, Junk Food Warrior
PWITM contest #11 - Crispiest Fortune's Cameo
PWITM contest #11 - Winner!
PWITM contest #11- Sketch
- 181: Squishy Demon Spawn
- 180: Fireworks
- 179: The Wave of Terror
- 178: Evil Hot Dog Launcher
- 177: Jerpwitz "The Terror" Miller
- 176: Rules of baseball
- 175: Kiss Cam
- 174: Location, Location, Location
- 173: Mitts and Bats
- 172: For that sweet & tangy perfect tan...
- 171: Slice-o-Cow
Fanart: Beaver & Steve Final
Fanart: Beaver & Steve sketch
- 170: Another PMS joke.
- 169: The depths of the male psyche
- 168: Wrath of a woman unheard
- 167: Off the Deep End
- 166: Blame Game
- 165: Sci-Fi Comedy?
- 164: Preeeeviews...
- 163: And a side of Pepto!
- 162: One for "Invaders From Uranus".
- 161: Bad Movies.
PWITM contest #10 - SpANG's Cameo
PWITM contest #10 - Winner!
PWITM contest #10 - inked
PWITM contest #10 - sketch
- 160: NOM NOM NOM
- 159: mmmmmm... bits of eggshell
- 158: Fat, Lazy Americans
- 157: Cheesy Poof!
- 156: Party in a Can
- 155: The exciting game of Pong
- 154: Guitar Zero
- 153: Let sleeping dogs lie.
- 152: Cornykova
- 151: Fred likes Oprah.
Filler: "Best of" Wallpaper
Filler: Fanart Wallpaper
- #150: Say what?
- 149: low-watt bulb
- 148: National Passssstiiiiiime.
- 147: Show-and-Tell (More than a couple screws loose.)
- 146: Show-and-Tell (act like a chicken!)
- 145: Show-and-Tell (Have a nice trip...)
- 144: Show-and-Tell (Moment of Truth)
PWITM contest #9 - ToonmanAZ's Cameo!
PWITM contest #9 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #9 - sketch
- 143: Show-and-Tell (Elmers Enthusiast)
- 142: Show-and-Tell (Food Fight!)
- 141: Show-and-Tell (Natural Selection, always last)
- 140: Show-and-Tell (English-Shmenglish)
- 139: Show-and-Tell (A Disappearing Act)
- 138: Show-and-Tell (Packin' Crayons)
- 137: Show-and-Tell (mystery meat)
- 136: Show-and-Tell (humor sense)
- 135: Show-and-Tell (cadet weird kid's idea)
- 134: Show-and-Tell (intro)
PWITM contest #8 - Cameo!
PWITM contest #8 - final - WINNER(S)!
PWITM contest #8 - sketch
- 133: I hate TV Commercials
- 132: Bring on the Olympics
- 131: How to do Suicides the right way.
- 130: Livin' the Dream
- 129: Drastic Measures
- 128: A Running Joke. Ha!
- 127: Wii wants to play. Wear protective headgear.
- 126: Happy New Years. Woo. Hoo.
PWITM contest #7 - Brock's Cameo!
Happy Holidays ya duckers!
PWITM contest #7 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #7 - sketch
- 125: Twinkly Magic
- 124: Bringin' the outside inside
- 123: Good dog, bad computer
- 122: Snow Perks
- 121: Get your Tetris Shot!
- 120: A Kodak Moment
- 119: Thanksgiving
PWITM contest #6 - SpANG's cameo
PWITM contest #6 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #6 - sketch
- 118: The Stare-down
- 117: Who says "Cahoots" anymore?
- 116: Leaf Logic
- 115: Cure for the Common.. brain dissolving
- 114: Spectator Sports
- 113: Football is for GIRLS
- 112: Halloween's Purpose
Halloween Special
- 111: City Excursion- End.
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: TheMidge28's cameo
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: WINNER!
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: 10-21-07
- 110: City Excursion- The aftermath
- 109: City Excursion- Revolving Fred
- 108: City Excursion- MORE Revenge
- 107: City Excursion- The Revenge
- 106: City Excursion- Coffee Snaffu
- 105: City Excursion- Most important call of the day
- 104: City Excursion- "Exciting" Careers
- 103: City Excursion- Cubeville
- 102: City Excursion- Copier jam
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST Cameo
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 9-23-07 Winner!
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 9-23-07
- 101: City Excursion- Inflatable Aliens
flippin' 100!
- 99: City Excursion- *zip*
- 98: City Excursion- Hobo Express
- 97: City Excursion- Ozone?
- 96: City Excursion- Bum Ride
- 95: City Excursion- Zombies
- 94: City Excursion- Low-tech Fred
- 93: City Excursion- We're not in Kansas anymore
- 92: City Excursion- Pet Penguin
- 91: City Excursion- an early departure
- 90: City Excursion- new toy!
Contest 3: 8-20-07 CAMEO!
Contest 3: 8-20-07 WINNER!
Contest 3: 8-20-07
- 89: Life of a dog
- 88: Barked up a Tree
Yay me!
- 87: Squeaky!
- 86: The Spam Incident #5
- 85: The Spam Incident #4
- 84: The Spam Incident #3
- 83: The Spam Incident #2
- 82: The Spam Incident #1
Best of Z&F: Fan's Favorites #7
Best of Z&F: Fan's Favorites #6
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #5
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #4
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #3
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #2
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #1
Best of Z&F: My favorites #6
Best of Z&F: My favorites #5
Best of Z&F: My favorites #4
Best of Z&F: My favorites #3
Best of Z&F: My favorites #2
Best of Z&F: My favorites #1
Contest Winner 7-11-07 (JZintel)
Contest Winner 7-11-07
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 7-9-07
- 81: The Costume Switch #7
- 80: The Costume Switch #6
- 79: The Costume Switch #5
- 78: The Costume Switch #4
- 77: The Costume Switch #3
- 76: The Costume Switch #2
- 75: The Costume Switch #1
- 74: Too HOT for Z&F
- 73: Part 4: FINAL!
- 73: Part 3- color
- 73: Part 2- inked
- 73: part 1- the sketch
- 72: Old Dog, New Tricks
- 71: The Dryer Ride
- 70: Fred finds God, and looses him.
- 69: The Weird Kidnapping #12
- 68: The Weird Kidnapping #11 COLOR
- 67: The Weird Kidnapping #10
- 66: The Weird Kidnapping #9
- 65: The Weird Kidnapping #8
- 64: The Weird Kidnapping #7
- 63: The Weird Kidnapping #6
- 62: The Weird Kidnapping #5
- 61: The Weird Kidnapping #4
- 60: The Weird Kidnapping #3
- 59: The Weird Kidnapping #2
- 58: The Weird Kidnapping #1
spork of DOOM!
- 57: Priorities, and K-fed
- 56: Powers of the belly rub
- 55: Sock Tail Revenge
THANKS!
- 54: Humans.. eat... food.
- 53: Cats are mean.
- 52: Fred wants to be a cat, we get it.
- 51: Introducing Nettika #2
Sunday 2: Don't make 'em like they used to
Sunday 3: Beta Humans
Sunday 1: Space Invaders, other than Z&F
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Author notes
Sadly, I have some semi-sad news. Due to time constraints, and for the best interest of Z&F, I'm going to stop updating here at drunkduck after #250. (This is #249) Believe me, this is very hard for me to do, as drunkduck is where I started, and I am overwhelmed with everyone's support and dedicated readership. It's just best for a webcomic to be in ONE place. However, I do plan on coming back to read my favorite comics here I simply cannot leave behind. So, you have not seen the last of me, mwahahahaha! And I would love to see you all around zfcomics.com where I'll be updating 2-3 times a week as always, you are of course VERY welcome, and can leave comments for me just like you can here. If you are at all like I was a year ago, you may not know of the JOY of RSS feeds. You can subscribe to my website and your RSS reader, and whenever I update it'll let ya know! Just like here on drunkduck! I use google's reader, so if you already have a gmail account, it's a cinch to set up. Even if you don't there's tons of other readers, or you can sign up for google reader anyway! So, again, I am very sorry and I hope this is not held against me. Drunkduck and it's members will always be a big reason for why Z&F has reached 250 strips!!!!http://www.zfcomics.com P.S. missed seeing an update this Tuesday? Guess what- it's over at my mainpage, and it's a good one!
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harry: you can still call me that, I consider it quite a compliment!
dot: hi! Thanks for checking out Z&F! You can easily find me at zfcomics.com, linked right above!
dotdotdot at
Booo… Just when I started reading too! Where else can your comic be found? Do you have a homepage?
Thanks for the awesome comment! Return the fave for sure! Great little comic you go there!
Cheers!
Graeme
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You know I've been visiting both places. I won't have to flip a coin anymore! I guess I won't be able to call you duckie diva anymore, though.
dgriff13 at
Vindibudd: thanks, haven't seen you around for a while!
Toonman: hope to see you around zfcomics man! I'll keep up with Company Man, if only to see Office Jason strike again!
MIB: you have been following me forever. I appreciate the dedication, even moreso that even after you read it in your email, you come here and rate me!
SRN: yeah? How did I miss this news? Congrats! I'll check you out, hopefully you have an RSS feed, right? You guys rock!
slimredninja at
We will follow you. Looks like were all leaving me and Brando have a new site for morning Squirtz. Were still perfecting it but its up and most importantly Dawn you have your own section since your a Squirter to!
http://www.morningsquirtz.com/
man in black at
well i get you by email, so besides voting I usually read it that way anyway
ToonmanAZ at
You will be missed here but I'm gonna check out your page. Thanks for the info!