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A True Samurai

raocow

on July 1, 2008

See, modern reality would have you believe that it takes years and years of experience and training before one becomes adept at a weapon, skill, or martial art.

But we all know the TRUTH, don't we boys and girls? The truth that your power and skill is at its peak during mid-adolescence and it's all downhill from there, until a few dozen years past retirement, during which time it experiences a rapid, exponential growth that rivals that of your adolescent period.

This is the secret knowledge of reality that is passed down to us from anime, action movies, fantasy novels and comic books.

@~[AOD]