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Salesman 1: the infomercial

machinehead

on June 21, 2009

There is nothing more evil or sinister than a salesman. Actually when I was a kid everyone was always telling me I should be a salesman. I have always had a knack for BS. I was always convincing my friends to trade their cool toys for something stupid of mine. I think I am the bastard son of the "Shamwow guy". But anyway it always worked out in my favor until my friends parents found out what I had done.

By the way I finally reached 1000 comments and on my 69th comic too, how fitting. Thank you all for reading. I love you all in the most platonic way possible!