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The Bovine Avenger: the first adventure

machinehead

on Aug. 13, 2009

First off thanks for all your Birthday well wishes. I had a good Birthday this year, so good I didn't have time to do a Living Large and barely got this one finished.

When I was really young and pretty dumb, I was a little pyro. I was about 7 or 8 and thought it would be pretty cool if I set a huge trash fire then put it out and saved the day. Unfortunately I was dumb and didn't realize that trash cans didn't spontaneously combust. Needless to say I got in a shit load of trouble. Speaking of shit loads, I used to start huge fires in the toilet, I piled like 2 rolls of tp in the toilet and set it ablaze then when it got big I flushed it. I was a pretty dumbass little kid.