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Bullet proof goat

machinehead

on Oct. 13, 2009

The moral of this comic is, if you're going to be a douche when a pig is packing heat you better be bullet proof.
I remember once when I was a kid, about 5 or so, I was going to run away for no apparent reason so I tried to pack all my favorite toys in a bandanna and tie it to a stick. I could barely tie my shoes so I couldn't tie the bandanna into a little gunny sack so I went to ask my mom for help. Needless to say the bitch made me stay! But I sure showed her 15 years later I moved out! MWHAHAHA