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Dog farts

machinehead

on May 13, 2010

Is it just me or do dog farts take on a life of their own. They start out small then turn into a life sucking entity. Thanks for all the anniversary well wishes. We had a good day!

In this comic we learn that Jesus cow has a really weak stomach, which is strange since cow crap is just as bad or worse than dog crap. I've never been a church person, but the few times I went I always had the weird questions like: When Jesus gets frustrated does he say Jesus Christ too? If Jesus is perfect does that mean his shit doesn't stink? Or does he not shit at all and his body internally breaks down food turning it into raw Jesus energy? To others these questions may seem blasphemous and wrong, but to me believing in something means knowing everything there is to know about it. I guess that is why I'm a big ol' heathen that is going to hell. Good times!