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Drug induced coma

machinehead

on Feb. 17, 2011

I'm sure we all know someone that we really don't care about, but we'd still be obliged to go to their funeral when they die. And they never die when it's convenient to you, it's like their one final F U to die at the worst time possible and if you don't go to the funeral your family and friends are like what's Steve's deal he should be here. I can't believe he missed his own mailman's brother's sister's cousin's grandma's death. What an ass. But all I want is my friggin' mail I don't want to form these binding relations obligating me to do things I don't want to do. I just want the friggin' mail!