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For your insolence you will diet

machinehead

on Sept. 29, 2011

Gawd knows the only thing keeping me from dancing on my mom's grave is her being alive. Stupid non dead mother.
Thanks everyone for the nominations! I'm totally going to get my ass kicked, but being nominated is good enough for me…and i'm not just saying that like those actors at the oscars who pretend to be all sincere when they say that, but you can see the hate and loathing in there eyes. LOL!