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Flipping the bird

machinehead

on Oct. 12, 2011

Yesterday I decided to go to Subway to grab some grub. Upon entering I
noticed a strange old lady wandering around. At first I just thought she
was looking for a place to die. It turned out that the senile old bat
was actually trying to do something on her own, bless her heart. After
stopping to poop herself a few times she proceeded to cut in line.
Normally I would have said something, but I figured she only had a few
hours to live. When the girl behind the counter asked her what type of
sandwich she wanted, her head nearly exploded. After 10 minutes and 3
colostomy bag refills she finally had herself a sandwich. It was so
funny. I wonder if she is still alive.