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Fag Patrol: REDEMPTION

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on April 14, 2009

'its no use the system is automated, we'd have to rewire the whole thing'
'ok fine, do what it takes. how long do you need'
'..you dont understand, its not just the computer…we..we'd have to rewire the whole internet, the entire mainframe is locked down!'
'how long. do you. need.'
'in all due respect i dont think you understan-'
'i dont think YOU understand. a little girl is in there. a little girl with AUTISM. she has an ugly surgery face, and i wont be the one responsible for tears coming out of her eyes if they still can with the eye surgery she had it looks like maybe they cant but im not taking that chance. now HOW LONG DO YOU NEED'
'..a couple hours'
'DAMNIT WE DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME'


'is this how you get results, donnovan? is this how you treat your witnesses? i think you need to go back to the academy and learn how to do your job. because you arent good at your job and should be fired from it. thats what i believe.'


'thats it. trees.'
'excuse me? i think this is hardly the time to talk about trees when there is a murder an-'
'shut. the fuck. ok look at my eyes. when a tree is planted what is it its a seed right.'
'i hardly see what this has to do with the case and i-'
'IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE CASE. now listen to me you big TURDFACE. when a tree is planted it is only a seed is that right. now what did you see our victim eating this very morning.'
'…an appl-'
'THATS RIGHT YOU FUCKING SHIT A GODDAMN APPLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ASSHOLE AN APPLE MOTHERFUCKER JESUS CHRIST. OH MY GOD IF YOU WERE ANY STUPIDER I WOULD HAVE TO-'
'please continue'
'ok you baby an apple comes from a tree, correct. now: apples have many uses. apple cobbler, apple pie, apple crisp, do you understand'
'i think i do. where are you going with this what have you found out'
'what i've found out, harold…is that its fucking lunchtime. lets get some apple crisp.'