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Ask me a question. Any question. And I will answer. (Results may vary)

This is just supposed to be fun and silly. I might give a random answer or a serious answer.

(I pulled this from another site and it was pretty fun there)

Now a Comic

Mettaur
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Uh, hey, It's Mettaur again. So, I'm a Black Mage, but I've considered going over to the Red Mages. Good idea, bad idea, but lord knows I won't choose the White Mage option.

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Will it rain tomorrow?

Mettaur
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If it does, it would most likely be volcanic ash.

Niccea
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I have always admired red mages. But you should never be neutral. I really can't say anything against black mages because that would be racist.

Why of course it will rain tomorrow PP. But not where you are. T_T It won't stop raining over here. As long as there is no oil in the rain, I'll be happy.

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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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What's the best way to get rid of the troll that lives under my bed? Cuz I've tried Raid and that doesn't work at all on trolls.

Hakoshen
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If the ultimate answer is 42, then what is the ultimate question?

Niccea
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Have you tried new troll be gone? It clears trolls and other nasty things in just seconds. I heard there is a coupon when you call their number.

Am I 1337's mother? No.

Did I mother a llama? No. Ask the hippo.

Duh. What do you get when you multiply 6 by 7. 6 being the number of people Douglas Adams thought would read his book/radio show and 7 being the amount of friends he thought each would tell. Since writing was his life, 42 fans really mattered to him.

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It depends on the type of tree. Hardwoods are very tough. They just fall over and pick themselves right back up. A weeping willow however, will cry all day.

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Oh glorious Niccea!
Should I worship just one god or play it safe and worship all of them?

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I stubbed my toe and now it's all blue.

Why did that happen?

Niccea
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If you worshiped all the gods do you know how much time you will spend at religious activities? Just save yourself the time and stick to one. Just don't do anything to overly piss the rest off.

That is simple. You are really a smurf. The flesh colored paint just rubbed off.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

is blue the best color?

if we all painted our roofs white would it successfully combat uv rays in place of glaciers?

what's your favorite cookie?

Niccea
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I lost count at 30 last time. I was more concerned about getting to the gum in a blowpop.

Yes. It is superior to all the other colors.

It may, but it would make cityscapes boring. Could you imagine an aerial picture with just white roofs?

Oatmeal raisin. And these coconut cookies my school cafeteria.

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Are raisins poisonous?

How stupid does a question have to be for it to be stupid?

Will is rain blood tommorrow?

Will it rain smurf juice tommorrow?

Did I spell tommorrow right?

Will you?


This is quite fun nonsense here. And Niccea apparently knows all the answers.

Mettaur
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Will Townston ever recover from the war? And will Townston ever recover from the Bakery Incident?

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Only to certain people. I really wouldn't know. I'm immune to all poisons but milk.

I actually had an example of a stupid question from Ochi…I lost it. Most questions in the world are stupid too.

Quite possibly if you live in Townston.

No. Gargamel hasn't caught any.

No. It is spelled Tomato.

Of course, it is up there.

Yes, Townston always recovers. It is the Circle of Life. All we need is for Harkovast to grow a mane.

No. T-T That day will rein down in infamy.

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Would a pair of scissors beat a fork in a knife fight?

Are baboons evil?

What is the meaning of life?

Watergun?

How many days does it take for a big mac to grow mould?

Who's gonna win the world cup?

How far can you throw a chipmunk?

Mettaur
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In Lord Of The Ring, why didn't they just do this?

Niccea
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No. I don't think so. Scissors can't grip knives too well.

No. They help deliver lion cubs.

42

Thank you. *squirts Kroatz with it*

I don't eat big macs. I would not know. But it only takes 3 days for instant potatoes to mildew.

A team that plays football.

Get me a chipmunk and we will see.

Um….no academy awards?

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Why is the sky the same color as my toe?

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