Thread "Fortune Cookies in Bed!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 17, 2007

Got this idea from the "Song in my pants" thread and this is also a game that many may have heard of.

You know those fortune cookies you get at Chinese restaurants? The idea of the game is you add the words "In bed" to whatever fortune you get.

Have we got any good ones out there?

I'll start:

"Go ahead and be as sexy as you can!…In bed!" (Actual Fortune!)

Posted at 11:06PM, Jun. 17, 2007

[this is a real fortune i got after i staied at a chinese reastraunt for 3 hours] "leave this place and go home in bed"

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 18, 2007

(actually got this too… except the added bit ^_^) You are destined to be a hero in bed

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 18, 2007

There shall be gold at the end of your rainbow. In bed.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 18, 2007

actually got this, besides the in bed part, you will read this and say "Geez! I could come with a better fortune than that!" in bed

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 18, 2007

"You find humor in everything." In bed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 19, 2007

"Practice is the best of all instructors in bed."

"The superior man is modest in his speech, but he exceeds in his actions in bed."

"You are careful and systematic in bed."

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

"give a man a fish hill be fed for one day, teach him to fish, he will eat forever in bed" lol!

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

In honour of Hannibal Smith:

You love it when a plan comes together in bed.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

I actually got this fortune once:

"You will meet a tall dark stranger…in bed."

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

"You will gain new friends in bed."

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

This was real my brother got this

"Your spiritual being is highly strong"…in bed

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

Sometimes, it's not a good idea to take a direct aproach. Use Diplomacy in bed.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

You will have a wonderful life…in bed

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

In the future, you will be severely disappointed…in bed

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

A dark haired woman will give you a present.

In bed.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends . . . in bed

Plan for many pleasures ahead . . . in bed ( yes its real)

Good luck is the result of good planning . . . in bed

I could go on but shouldn't

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 11, 2008

(real fortune)

"You laugh now, but wait until you get home" in bed.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

Your creativity will shine in bed.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

You and your spouse will be happy in your life together.
In bed.

OH GOD WHAT THE FREAK