No, sorry, no cookies in this thread.
…Err, yeah. Hello.
My name is Jenia. I'll be your local alien psycho from now on.
Or maybe not. I'm usualy quiet, so maybe I will go unnoticed.
Then again, maybe I won't.
Right. Where was I? Introduction.
I am, as stated above, an alien and a psychopath. I like to pretend to be at least somewhat normal, though.
I have obsessions with teacups, cilinder hats, monocles and windmills.
Did I mention I was random?
Right. Or left. Doesn't matter. I really should go on.
I put up this small comic here. I make it during physics class, so don't expect astronomical quiality.
I was introduced to drunk duck by a member who shall remain unnamed.
For some odd reason, she decided to delete both of her comics here.
I wonder what happened…
In any case, I believe that is all.
…No, wait, theres more. I'm an exprienced writer, though not for comics.
I am also looking for all sorts of people to help me on a SECRET (not really) project.
I enjoy all types of clean humor, mango juice and doing field study on human behaviour.
Yes, I believe I'm done now.
To conclude the above post, I shall state the following -
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Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?
Glarg, over 60% of the so called "intraweb" are girls.
Surprised? So was I. Many of them pretend to be guys, too.
Also, why do you define yourself psychotic? Urges to scream? Laugh maniacaly, maybe?
Peter, allow me to ask you a question…
…Why did the human race need saving?
If it is some sort of armageddon, I say quit your job and go make webcomics.
Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?
Glarg, over 60% of the so called "intraweb" are girls.
Surprised? So was I. Many of them pretend to be guys, too.
Also, why do you define yourself psychotic? Urges to scream? Laugh maniacaly, maybe?
Well the fact that I've voluntarily spent a year in a the happy house due to my delusions and beliefs of schizophrenia haunting my mind for one should probably be a reason.
Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?
well you can call me taylor if it makes you feel better…
Miss Annoying is just the name of one of my many creations :)
(and the only name i could think of at the time) :P
also, randomness is just another sign of ADHD (or ADD) XD
Why thank you Bocaj, but sadly I'm the kind of alien with no need to breathe.
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Alright, Taylor, allow me to thank you for the welcome.
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maritalbliss, of course you find it hard to believe!
Didn't I say that I like to pretend to be a normal, sociable person?
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Well well, if it isn't THE Dark Clown I keep hearing about!
Allow me to thank you personally for the attention.
I shall make sure your attempts to stalk will be met with many mango strawberries…
And perhaps other things. As for your cola? No thank you, I do not drink toilet-cleaning equipment. I preffer the vital fluids of a genuine russian black boar.
I would offer you some, but all I have at hand is this soap and glue. I don't know many glue eaters, but would you like some?
I've heard it can help in cases of… PINK SLIME…
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Sir Shplane, allow me to thank you for your enthusiasm. It is truely inspiring.
I believe I am done.
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