Greetings Fellow Earthlings!

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 10, 2007

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At least, I assume we're all Earthlings here!

Hi there! I'm new, obviously.
How is everyone?

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 10, 2007

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Welcome, welcome! :) I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Hope you'll feel at home here at DD, and - bit of advice - don't drink the cola. Ever.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 10, 2007

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That's racist.

We don't want your kind here you filth.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 10, 2007

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Hello to you! I am great, thanks. How are YOU?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 10, 2007

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Welcome! Actually, it wouldn't be wise to assume anything with these nutzos around. I for one can tell that, even though I am not human, I do not find your remark offensive. My race has gotten over eating yours light-years ago. :)

If you need anything, just ask. Except for cola and lunatics. One of which you don't want (trust me) and one of which you'll wish you could get rid of. :)

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 10, 2007

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WHO TOLLED YOU I WAS FROM EARTH!?!?!? WAS IT MY NIEGHBORS!?!?! WAS IT!?!?

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 10, 2007

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Hai. Hao r u?

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 10, 2007

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My race has gotten over eating yours light-years ago.

This reminds me so much of "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra." "We gave up messes eons ago."

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 10, 2007

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Hey there!
Don't ever drink the cola.
Ever.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 10, 2007

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Welcome, Would you like Some Cold Hot Cola?

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 10, 2007

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Nanu Nanu!!!!
Hope you enjoy your stay!!!
(^U^)