Thread "Heeeeyyyy remember me? No, probablly not." in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 2, 2006

So… did you ever, you know… get trapped in an alternate dimension without internet access for 3 months? It's horrible! They made me fight giant bees and ride a narwhale…. which wasn't so terrible, except that I don't breath water, and everyone else there dd. After quickly devising a method of expediating evolution to grow gills and fins and become master of this strange society, I forced the scientists to wokr on a wuantum physics… thingumy… which would allow me to cut through the dimensional fold, travel through space and come back here (I also rolled 5 success on my correspondence check).

So… Hello again. Didn't mean to leave sans "Dear John" note.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 2, 2006

So… did you ever, you know… get trapped in an alternate dimension without internet access for 3 months? It's horrible! They made me fight giant bees and ride a narwhale…. which wasn't so terrible, except that I don't breath water, and everyone else there dd. After quickly devising a method of expediating evolution to grow gills and fins and become master of this strange society, I forced the scientists to wokr on a wuantum physics… thingumy… which would allow me to cut through the dimensional fold, travel through space and come back here (I also rolled 5 success on my correspondence check).

So… Hello again. Didn't mean to leave sans "Dear John" note.

I know how that feels, this "real life" people talk about when the Internet goes away, such a boring and fearful place. By the way, there's this shining thing in the sky that frankly scares me. Is it still out there?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 2, 2006

Alternate dimensions are crappy, especially the ones that are just entierly full of fish, just fish! nothing else!

Bloody universes, I swear this is the most sensible one.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 3, 2006

Even in my supreme overlord state I wasn't allowed to go near that thing.
Franly, it makes me ill.