Thread "Hello everybody" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 18, 2007

I'm new here. In case you haven't noticed I don't know what to say..
However that won't stop me from plodding on…
Also, could someone tell me how to make a sig?

I found it.

Head goes down onto desk.
Head goes back up.
Repeat.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 18, 2007

Face to desk interface is never a good idea.

I can make an exception for Billy Crystal, then its a GREAT idea.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

Welcome to the Duck.

Have a Genetically Engineered Super Vodka (TM).

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

Welcome I am He who giveith the drinks of goodness would you like a Cold Hot Cola?

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

Hello. I hope you enjoy yourself here. :)

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 19, 2007

I think most of us could use a Guardian Angel these days. Welcome to Drunk Duck.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 19, 2007

Thank you, yes I would like the Genetically Engineered Super Vodka (TM)
And a Cold Hot Cola.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 19, 2007

Thank you, yes I would like the Genetically Engineered Super Vodka (TM)
And a Cold Hot Cola.

Just don't mix them.

They tend to explode when you do that.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 19, 2007

Thank you, yes I would like the Genetically Engineered Super Vodka (TM)
And a Cold Hot Cola.

Just don't mix them.

They tend to explode when you do that.

Yes they do… Violently.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 22, 2007

I'll keep that in mind
*eyes locked vault*

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 23, 2007

Welcome to the duck.

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 23, 2007

Welcome new person. Hope you have fun staying here.

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 24, 2007

Welcome!

And yes. You will stay here. Just try to leave. We won't even stop you. We have the only water for more than fifty miles. You'll be back… They always come back.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

Yet I have the only water bottle that holds infinite amounts of water.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

Yet I have the only water bottle that holds infinite amounts of water.

Well, then we'll shoot you in the back.

And we have the only Hospital for 50 miles.

Posted at 3:08AM, Aug. 25, 2007

And you better not have any hospital bottles that holds infinite amounts of hospitals. Because that would be cheating.

Oh, and welcome.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 28, 2007

Agree! To make hollow laughing! I have healing powers!

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 28, 2007

Agree! To make hollow laughing! I have healing powers!

Well, we have the only food for fifty miles.

And don't you have a lunchbox with infinite food.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 28, 2007

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

No, but I do have a food synthesizer.
But I'm not leaving anytime soon

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

welcome, guardian angel.

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 3, 2007

welcome to drunk duck

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 10, 2007

Hello I am Captian Crunch!