Thread "Hi (not imaginative but it gets the job done)" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 23, 2008

'Lo all. I've been coming here for a while now and am a fan of webcomics in general (just as well I'm here then as upposed to overeater's annonamous or something Ã‚Â¬Ã‚Â¬). I decided to join up rather than lurk and hopefully next month have something to show you all. This is gonna be fun :)

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 23, 2008

Eerie. I was just watching DangerMouse.

ALSO: Hello.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 23, 2008

Hello, Penfold! Welcome to the DrunkDuck forums! Ah, I see you've already met Custard Trout! I'm Renga Studio! :) And that's amanda, crazyninny, deepcheese, Orange, and Steely Gaze, among others! Together, we're the DrunkDuck Welcome Wagon! Sorry if most of us come across as a little loony, but the sane greeters were scared off by our presence! 8D Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to finish installing a modern anti-theft system on my weather machine before a certain someone here–whose name begins and ends with an "a"–tries to steal it again!

(Renga chains a giant metal ball to his machine.)

There! That oughta do it! Have fun here on this site, Penfold, and enjoy the weather! ;)

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 23, 2008

Welcome, Would you like a Cold Hot Cola?

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

I see you didn't bring us any cookies… Jerk.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

Thank you for that enthusiastic welcome. :) Hang on though, I did bring cookies. Where the hell…. on no wait I WAS gonna bring them but I got hungry and uh… Soooo (Runs away)

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

Hey! How did you get that back, Renga? *tugs uselessly on the weather machine* Curses - I have been foiled again.

In any case, welcome to the mix, Penfold. I'm sure you'll be quite happy here. If you're not, I'll hold deepcheese personally responsible.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

Welcome! Now that the gang's all here, is it party time? I'll bring the cake, Amanda will not bring any baked goods, Custard will bring the dry, cruel humor, Renga will make the sun shine nice and bright, and Crazyninny will go play with the other kids for the whole day!

We'll have so much fun. :)

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

Oh right, I forgot to be a bastard.

Um. . .

I hate all of you.

Especially Renga.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

Oh right, I forgot to be a bastard.

Um. . .

I hate all of you.

Especially Renga.

lol! Oh, Custy; I hate you too, within reason! :)

(Renga uses his weather machine to sweep the clouds away.)

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

O-o….

Uh right, Steely…I like amanda's baked goods D:!

To poison people with…

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 28, 2008

Wah? Why am I responsible if Penfold isn't happy? If Penfold wants to descend into a dark abyss of misyry and alchoholism, then how exactly am I supposed to stop it? It wasn't my fault! And for the love of God, it was only one time, stop bringing that up!
Anyway, as the resident obnoxiously happy one, I feel that it is my duty to personally see to it that you are as happy as I am. So smile! Right now. If you smile, then you will be happy. It works, I promise!
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Please don't fall into the abyss. It's dark in there. And cold. So cold. Also, I don't want Amanda to bite me.