Thread "How would a lunatic respond?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

Alright! The rules are simple! Ask any question, and the next person who posts answer the question in a manner a crazy person would respond, and then post a new question for the next person, and so on. Example!

Subject A: (answer to previous question)

Hey, Mr. Stevens, did you check your mailbox, today?

Subject B: I tried, but it detached itself and rocketed off, singing: "Do pretzels cry when I burn them?"

How do you react to pressure?

Subject C: My face opens up like double doors, and a cannon extends from the void of infinite darkness that is my nasal cavity, that fires candy and confetti at your car as I chase you down the freeway.

(question)

Simple enough.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

Hey, it's cold out. Did you bring your coat?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

Yeah, but it stabbed me in the stomach and robbed me.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

No question? Ah! I'll have to provide supplement.

How do deer keep themselves warm during the rainy season?

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

BY DEVOURING THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT AND MAKING THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH BLOOD

Are you a Scientologist?

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 28, 2007

Yup, because the potato lords said I was.

Do you like 'mudkips'?

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 28, 2007

YEs, They Are Squealy With A Radish Sauce And Cheese Nips.

Do You Have Pants????

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 28, 2007

Duh, I wear them on my head all the time, it's how I keep warm.

Who let the dogs out?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

The beasty porn lovers.

What is the meaning of paprika?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

The meaning of paprika is cheese.

How much wood could a Wood-Chuck chuck?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Wood? WOOD!? Wood is a lie! The Conspiracy has brainwashed you to think wood exists, but really we have already DESTROOOOYED it, and robots rule this planet and eat us to keep on functioning, and therefore the Wood-Chuck has nothing to chuck and death awaits the one who does not chuck, and therefore we must trust in Adilupa, the Goddess of Wood-Chucking wood-Chucks!

How are you today?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

I AM ANGRY BECAUSE THE STREETS ARE NOT RUNNING RED WITH ENOUGH INNOCENT BLOOD. ALSO THEY RUINED MY SCIENTOLOGY JOKE. THE ANSWER SHOULD HAVE SIMPLY BEEN "YES", SIGNIFYING THAT ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE CRAZY

Cupcake?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

NO, I DESIRE BLOODY EXPLICIT BISEXUAL RAPE/MURDER ON MARS IN ADDITION TO A THOUSAND HOMOSEXUAL BLACK RETARDS WHO I MAY SEGREGATE WHEN I WISH

Did you see the game last night?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

NO, I was busy being attacked by the zombie gerbils asshole! hey lets play another game instead, russian roulette! Seven bullets, six chambers. I'll go first.

What color is the sky?

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

the color of the sky is white swiss cheese dripping with blue pus.

What did you give your child for christmas?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

A ninja and a pair of hamhawks.

Who shot JR?

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

MY Buddy The Vacuum Monkey! Why Do You Ask? Are You From PIES?!?!?!?

Why Is Work Cupid?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Because Cupid is in league with the monkeys and the zombie gerbils to turn the human race into a bunch of brain dead work zombies.
Think about it.
The clues are all around us.

Are you crazy?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

I don't know maybe you is crazy I should ask him.

lefarce.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Genstru, you're not playing the game right.

What's the meaning of life?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Lifes an oyster, except when its a grape then its juicy. And juicy is always good.

What do you wanna do when you grow up?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Own my very own private flowering terrotist group.

What is going to happen tommorrow?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Tommorw my pet Dragon Mr. Snuffalufagus will come and lick me to death, oh I love that Dragon so much.

What is your favorite comic?

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Sniffles the Turd Flower.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!? DOES MICHAEL JACKSON HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?!?!?!?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

I WAS BORN WHEN MICHEAL JACKSON LICKED THE EARTH, SPUN IT AROUND 3 TIMES, AND BEAT IT LIKE A PINATA FOR THREE HOURS UNTIL IT BURST, AND RADIOACTIVE KANSAS CD'S RAINED DOWN AND CRUSHED SEATTLE!!!!!! In the room next door, a baby was born.

What did you get for xmas this year?