Thread "Introducing the mighty Kroatz" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

To all DrunkDuckers out there!

All hail the mighty Kroatz, god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails! I'm not exactly new to the duck but I've been here a year now and that's as good a reason to introduce myself as any other.

I'm born in 1991 which means that at the time I'm posting this I'm 18 years old. Originally I'm from the Netherlands and sadly I still live in that damn country. I have a rather big family and in my own opinion I'm the only one with even the slightest hint of artistic talent. (If any member of my family reads this it's really a joke…)

Upon birth I have been bestowed with godly powers, but since they already have a god for everything my godly powers really suck. I'm the god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails and my only godly powers are that I can paint every pitchfork blue, every toenail checkered and that I can taste the difference between every kind of cola.

My biggest dream is to get rich by doing nothing but since I'm in the Communication/Multimedia design business this will probably never happen. My second biggest dream is being a succesfull artist, but since I'm from a country where this doesn't pay well it will probably never happen too. (except when you're one of those weird artistic/cubistic/penistic types)

There isn't much else to me but if anyone is interested in little old me you can just ask! I appreciate an applause and a complimetary donut by the way…

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

Wow…so…much…info!

I am happy to have you on the site Kroatz

Hope you enjoy your time here
See you around

Frank

Posted at 2:02AM, Feb. 10, 2010

And still, no free donut.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 10, 2010

All hail the mighty Kroatz, god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails!

A demanding job, I can imagine.

Welcome to DD! :D

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 10, 2010

Haha, that IS a lotta info. Welcome to the Duck! You can obtain the free donuts at your local Dunkin' Doughnuts. Just tell 'em to put it on Amanda's tab…

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 11, 2010

A demanding job, I can imagine.

@ gracehfaceh… You have NO IDEA…

Haha, that IS a lotta info. Welcome to the Duck! You can obtain the free donuts at your local Dunkin' Doughnuts. Just tell 'em to put it on Amanda's tab…

At the local drunken doughnut you say? I've never seen a drunken doughnut. That'd be a site to behold!

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 3, 2010

Even though we already met I thought I post here as well.
It's nice to see fellow Dutchman here on DD.
I wonder if there are more dutch ppl out there on DD.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 3, 2010

Yep, way too much!
most are really annoying…