Thread "Jesus is just alright...Jesii are better!" in forum "Networking & Community Projects*"

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

I know its only one page, but I need help. I need to think up differet types of Jesus (plural = Jesii) and I guess that I want you guys to help, well, because the comic isn't really mine, it was just passed down to me.

Also, I need your music expertise. I want to give Super Pirate Jesus a theme song, and I could only think of one song to do with Christianity/Jesus: "Jesus is just Alright". So I searched it on RadioBlog and I got two results, found here. So, which one do you think is better, or better yet is there any other songs that you think is more fitting?

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

Socialist Jesus
Badass Jesus
Southern Jesus
Dorky Jesus
Vegan Jesus
Lowrider Jesus
Bat-Jesus
English Major Jesus
ad infinatum

Good Jesus Songs:
Spirit in the Sky
Jesus was a Cowboy
Plastic Jesus
Long-haired Radical Socialist Jew

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

This is becoming more and more like Pirate Jesus.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

How about President Jesus?

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

Actually I don't really know if this is a spritual song, but I guess it could be.
"Wind beneath my wings"

It's fairly cheesey even for an 80's song (or early 90's - I can't rememer)
As for Komrade Daves suggestions, I think they're good but too general. I think you need to add more to them like this:
Socialist Crime fighting genie Jesus
Badass Kindergarden Teacher Jesus
Southern Baptist and Cardshark Jesus
Dorky and Lovable Polka dancing Jesus
Vegan Chef Clown Jesus
Lowrider and spastic Monkey-boy Jesus
Bat-man Jesus
English Major and McD's employee Jesus

The bold parts are mine, the normal is Daves.
Judge Ice-cream King Jesus
Candyland Jesus who likes to crossdress
Donald Rumsfeld's evil (unknown)twin Jesus
Pink Calamity Sam Jesus
Frat Party and Foot Fetish Jesus who plays for USC footbal

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

Also:
Cuban Jesus
Recovering Alcoholic Jesus (with water into water action!)
Pastry Chef Jesus
Metrosexual Jesus
His Royal Christity
Ape Jesus
Space Jesus
Conquistador Jesus
Punk Rock Jesus
Metal Jesus
Goth Jesus
Emo Jesus
Captain Jesus (the Big Red Jeez)
Dr. Jesus, MD
Jesus H. Christ, Attorney at Law
Construction Worker Jesus
Super Saiyan Jesus (Jaw-weh-ha-me-ha!)
Robot Jesus
Buddhist Jesus
Hawaiian Jesus
GI Jesus
70's Porn Star Jesus
Dolphin Jesus
Walrus-Man Jesus

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

Mega Polygon of love Jesus
Super Happy Purple Star Unicorn Jesus
Hairy 7 ft tall Carnie Jesus
Nazi Medic Jesus (although that one might cause trouble)
Incredibly horrible and egotistical Soap Actor Jesus
Hardcore RPG and Gaming Jesus
Venice Beach Homeless performer Jesus
Lonely Construction Worker Jesus
Hugh Heffner's ex girlfriend Jesus
Loser Webcomic Creator and Programmer Jesus :)
Promiscuous Teenage Dance Team member Jesus
Incredibly Narcisistic Enterprise Captain Jesus
Rude and Untrustworthy Stock Market Jesus
Anorexic emo teenaged model Jesus
Recovering Alcoholic Zealous Child star Jesus

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

cyborg jesus
heavy weapons jesus
angry hippie jesus
orange jesus
jesus +2
J to the Izzus
Cat Burglar jesus
Irish Jesus
Jewish Jesus
Buddha!
Alien Jesus
Jesus… WITH A VENGEANCE!
Easter Bunny Jesus
Fancy Jesus
Indiana Jesus
Kung-Fu Jesus

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Omega Battle jesus ZX-9000 with assault shroud module.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Last ones:
Afro-licious Jesus
Le Jesus
Thespian Jesus
Canadian Jesus
The Jesus
Corporate Jesus
Jesus Custer, The preacher
Jesuses on a Plane!
Mormon Missionary Jesus ("would you be interested in accepting me into your life?")
Bodybuilder Jesus
Tatoo Artist Jesus
Bizarro Jesus (literally the anti-Christ)
Voodoo Jesus
SpiderJesus (Does whatever a Jesus can)
Satyr Jesus

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Jewish Jesus

Jesus IS a jew.

Corvin

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Jewish Jesus

Jesus IS a jew.

Corvin

Correct. Jewish Jesus would just be Jesus. Unless he was Brooklyn Jew Jesus.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Walrus-Man Jesus

YES!

Also, you need GAY Jesus and Black Jesus.