October's Game of the Month: The Worst Thing to Say

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 1, 2006

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September's game…sucked. Moving on!

Basically, at the start of each page, somebody says a situation and the others say the worst thing you could say during that situation.

Example:

Worst things to say when in a court room


"You couldn't have seen me do it, I was wearing a mask!"


Just to make it easy, we'll do that.


Worst things you to say in a court room

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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Of course I didn't do it :wink:

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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It's my Bible now.

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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uh your honor, can we be adjourned for a minute? I need to launch a rocket.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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I can't believe I snuck the gun past security.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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Me: THIS MAN IS GUILTY!
Judge: ……You are awar that your HIS laywer.
Me:…….Crap.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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I am so not guilty! If anyone disagrees, then I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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If you find me not guilty, does that mean I can keep the money I stole?

Posted at 11:10PM, Oct. 1, 2006

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I swear on the girl I raped, it wasn't me.

Posted at 12:10AM, Oct. 2, 2006

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worst rape alibi's

Consented sex: "your honor, she offered me her honor, i honored her offer *winks"

Impotence: "your honor the evidence presented and in question at this court does not stand its ground"

No penetration: "your honor i did not shoot the deputy"

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 2, 2006

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"Whatever it was, I didn't do it…"

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Your honour, you look really gay.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Lawyer: Your honor, I swear to God that my client didn't do it. I should know, I'm the murderer.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Judge: You are accused of grandtheft auto, murder in the firstr, secound, and third degree, battery, mass murder, attempt of suicide, destruction AND defilation of private and public property, What do you Plea?

Me: I PLEAD THE FIF!

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Juror #1: We find the defendant… to be my ex.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Lawyer: Don't worry kid, you'll be fine, I've done this at least five times before
Defendant: You mean my case?
Lawyer: No, choked a hoe. Now shut it 'fore I shank you.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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oh come on guys. eh? eh? come ooooooon.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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What the… ? I totally didn't do it like that. It was more of an inward stabbing.

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Hey judge, wanna come by my place later and discuss my verdict? *wink*

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Here judge judge judge judge.





An interview with the pope.


Where did you got that hat?

Posted at 11:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

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Muslims.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 3, 2006

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Judge: The bail is set to $80,000.
Me: Here's $10. Keep the change. *Runs out*

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 3, 2006

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Judge:: Its either pay up the money or spend thirty years in butt pounding jail.

Me:: "…..can i get a butt protector?"

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 3, 2006

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"HEY! I emptied my clip on him, but I did NOT saw his head off!!"