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Hi all!

As president and founder of my school's improv club, I am a huge fan of improvisational humor. As such, I thought it would be fun to bring one of my favorite Whose Line is it Anyway games to the DD forums. This, ladies and gentlemen, is scenes from a hat!

The rules are very simple. I give a prompt, and you find a way to make it funny.

EXAMPLE: Prompt: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend. Possible Response: "Man, there's a lot of junk in that trunk!"

I'll keep a prompt going until I think people are starting to run out of ideas, then I will give a new prompt.

Whenever I discontinue a prompt I will declare a winner for that prompt. The winner will be the person who gives the funniest quote.

Here is your first prompt: Things not to say during the birth of your first child.

have at it!

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Here is your first prompt: Things not to do during the birth of your first child.

have at it!

Randomly yell "pull!".

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If I may answer twice: Question the efficacy of 5 cent condoms. Aloud.

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Nice ones! Now I'm gonna change things slightly.

I have altered the prompt a little because, in the spirit of Whose Line, I would like responses to be given in the form of a quote.

speaking of which:

"Wow honey! That's a beautiful baby! I'm going to call my wife and give her the good news."

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In that case:

"No no, that's not the way - aw, come on honey, we're going to a different hospital."

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"If we don't want it, can we just put it back and pretend nothing happened?"

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"That's not the one we ordered"

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Well it looks like this prompt has run out of steam.

The winner is OnlyFoolsAndVikings

Next prompt: Failed slogans from the textile industry.

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"The all new wool carpet, it's wooly refundable!"

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Hello all,
I am the co-founder and co-pres of said organization with dragonestea. He can testify. lol. I would like to try my hand at this particular one:

"Trust me, the carpet matches the drapes."

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Glad to finally have you here Casurus!

"Buy our thick bushy carpet. It only SOUNDS like a euphemism for something else!"

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From the book of sodden textiles:

"You can FEEL the difference in our pants!"

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"The dubstep pants. They're always ready to drop."

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"The all new spill-carpet. You can murder someone with it, spill-free!"

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"The invisible shirt. It's the hottest thing in women's fashion!"

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This prompt appears to have burned out. Ladies and gentlemen our winner is Casurus!


New Prompt: Things you can say about household chores but not women.

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"I seriously need to get paid more for doing it. :/"

YEAH!

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"The faster I get them done the better!"

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"I simply work best when I do everything by hand."

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AQua_ng wins! FATALITY!

next prompt: What President Obama said when his limo got stuck.

Try to keep political opinions to a minimum, we're just trying to be funny here.

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