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Hello, I am Lord Shplane. I hate Humanity, and plan to kill/enslave you all. Err… I mean… I love humanity? And I intend to give you puppies? Yeah, that works.

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Welcome to the Duck!

Yo! Cthulhu! I think you have some competition!

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Welcome new Flesh Creature!! would you like some Cold hot Cola?

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Riddle me this Lord Shplane…
what flavor puppies??

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Puppies of what kind?

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Welcome Lord Shplane, best of luck with your plans for enslavement.

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How many puppies will you give to me for devouring…
I mean torture…
I mean loving, yes. Loving.
jk, jk

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Riddle me this Lord Shplane…
what flavor puppies??
Chocolate Chip. I believe this also answers FanGurlZ's question.

And to Insanity, It depends on how loyal you are to my new regime. Err.. I mean… How much money you give to starving orphans? Yeah, I'll go with that.

Edit: To Runosonta
Mid to large size puppies. Unless you prefer small ones, I can put them in little candy boxes even.

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I kick puppies…
…Just kidding

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