Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 25, 2007

it's the Drunk Duck Vending Machine again!

alright, people, you know the rules. and for those who don't, you put something in the Machine, and the next person gets something out, and puts something else in and the process repeats itself. I'll start.

*inserts an MP3 player*

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 25, 2007

takes out a wii (I'ma on one nowz!1)
Jams in a baby.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 25, 2007

a paper bag lit on fire fly's out. i stomp it out and there is now somthing brown on my feet….. eeewwwwwwwwww

inserts DD vending machein into the DD vending machein.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 25, 2007

gets out that other nunchuck controller I need, puts in those stupid pillows I had to make in home ec

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 25, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

What the hell. Why do I ALWAYS get these dang things?!

*Puts in a booger*

Take THAT evil vending machine!

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 25, 2007

Takes out a fast food franchise worth aproxamatly $850,000

"eh."

Puts in a nickel.

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 25, 2007

Takes out an exceptionally large hammer

*One hour passes*
"That'll teach you to question my sanity!"

Puts in a slightly-used exceptionally large hammer

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 25, 2007

takes out slightly-used exceptionally large hammer

crap, it's not working again!!!

puts in the first season of WKRP

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*takes out a Hydra*

AWESOME!!! i've always wanted a Hydra…

*puts in a can of mace*

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

WHAT THE HELL?! Dude, this thing is rigged. I think all vending machines just hate me.

*Puts in a dead goat*

It demands scarifice!

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 26, 2007

Gets a roasted ram.

Puts in money.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*takes out a male Hydra*

AWESOME!!! i'm going to breed this one with my other one!!! THIS FRIGGIN' ROCKS!!!
*puts in a rainbow colored hairband*

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Puts in a human heart*

It demands better sacrifice than a goat!

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*Takes out a Pheonix*

HOLY CRIP!!! IT'S LIKE IT'S READING MY MIND!!!

*puts in a Hydra egg*

Mebbe it'll work next time Cthulhu.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRTHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

*Punches vending machine*

OW! I think it broke my hand! … It must be angry with me!

*Places cerimonial candles around it, and begins chanting*

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 26, 2007

Pulls out a Gundam

"Ooooooh, pretty!"

Puts in 15 pounds of pork.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*Takes out the badass fire-breathin' Dragon from my dreams*

OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO FRIKKIN' COOL!!!

*puts in a Pheonix feather and a Hydra heart*

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 26, 2007

gets out rainbow colored hair band

"I'm not freakin' Cthulhu!!!"

puts in Starfox 64

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PLEASE THE VENDING MACHINE GODS?!

*Begins work on Vending Machine Gods statues*

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*pulls out Cthulhu tentacle*
Dang it!!! Now I'm dead!!!
*puts in rainbow colored hairband that is to please the vending machine gods for Cthulhu's cause*

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 26, 2007

*pulls out a tyupo*

OH,CRIP!!! I CAN SEND THIS TO MY SISTER!!! ITS JUST WHAT I WANTED!!!
*puts up rock hands*

*puts in a Hydra egg,a Pheonix feather,and 3 dragon scales*

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 26, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

*Sigh*

Could you guys go get some rocks so I can build a temple for the Vending Machine Gods?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2007

*pulls out temple for the vending machine gods*
what the crap is this? I think the gods keep mixing Cthulhu and I up.
*puts in leftover chicken leg bone*

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2007

Good, now I have a temple all set up now we just need a human sacrifice. Anyone?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 26, 2007

*pulls Ash Katchum out*

how about him?

Ash: WHAT!? NO!

*passes Ash to Cthulu and inserts a Gooey Bomb*

(one of the items that's gonna be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl)