Thread "The Fact game." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 2, 2007

In this game, you have to make up a random fact about yourself, OR, if you want to cop out, you can go to Factorizer.co.uk and post something there, IF it turns out to be really funny.
like this:

(yeah, its not that funny, but you get the idea)

BUT, I would prefer if you thought up your own awesome facts.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 2, 2007

read the last paragraph of my sig…

(and for those of you too incompetent…)

I am known as the second wonder of the UNknown world.
right behind chuck norris's genitals.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 4, 2007

I threw up on some dude's shoes after I rode the Revolution at Dorney Park.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 4, 2007

The only reason why the univrse expands is because it wants to get away from Chuck Norris.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 4, 2007

what'd you say abotu me???
(for the nincompoops…im chuck norris)
…(and shouldnt that relate to you…and shouldnt that go in the chuck norris thread?)

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 13, 2007

yeah well then you fail at being chuck norris.

Chuck norris dosn't sleep, he waits.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 15, 2007

I once killed death

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

I once killed chuck norris.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

I once killed myself wait oh cra…

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

the final letter on Adenn's post was a p

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 23, 2007

when i was a kid i had my own cow <—-(a true fact)

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

If you spell my name in SCRABBLE you win. forever.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Carnival is a TV show that should have concluded but HBO wouldn't let it happen. damn HBO.

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

i once killed 200 men in 5 seconds time yousing a pistol and a sword

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 19, 2007

Those are pretty round numbers there.
And they're supposed to be jokes.

A bird once took a crap on my car, this is why there are no more dodos.

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 27, 2007

I thought wasabi was ice cream at first. I don't think wasabi is ice cream anymore.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 3, 2007

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 3, 2007

I once brought down an oliphant AND it's riders with my bow, 4 arrows, AND this comically mishapen carrot!

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 3, 2007

One time while playing DDR in the arcade, I had played so long that I threw up all over the people watching me, it was going good untill then. Someone actually gave me money for a good show. I think he might have been a pedophile, just watching me dance.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

This sentence has thirty seven letters in it!

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Fact: This is a fact.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

This image refreshes every 60 seconds, but the best one so far was "Cthulhu does not mow the grass. Instead, Cthulhu stands on the porch, and dares the grass to grow."

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Fact: This too is a fact.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Fern lives in this forum.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Fact: fern was created by a super computer.