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The Gee...How embarrassing game Ressurected!

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Well while I was bored and trolling the forums I found a quaint little game called Gee how embarrassing, which made laugh so I decided to resurrect the game.


The rules are simple

I shall start a very embarrassing moment, and you give me a way out of it, and try and make it as funny as possible.


Situation: Ok so you and your Girl/Boyfriend just had your "First time" and it was mind blowing. But you are parched from all of the screaming, so you asked your Girl/Boyfriend do they have anything to drink. He/She gets up and shows you to the mini fridge in the back. Your worried about Him/Her's parents coming in, but she/he reassures you that they will be gone to his/her little brothers soccer game and won't be back for an hour, only to find that her parents and little brother, who are soaking wet, staring directly at both of you, stark naked, The game ended due to rain and their home early.

Get out of that!

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Err…I say that I just came out of the bath and was looking for a towel.And that I had no idea what their son was doing.
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You buy the DVD of your favorite singer/band latest tour and you put it on.
You get so into the mood you pick up your guitar and start jamming and singing and jumping on your bed.You do this for the 2 hours the DVD plays and then you turn around and see you bestfriend/sibling/whatever with a camera.He/she smiles turns around,starts running and yelling that he/she will post it on youtube.
What,oh what will you do?

Kiruru
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I would jump off my bed scream " EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CABONG!!!!!!!! and hit them with the guitar,Knocking him out ,take out the tape, destroy it and then put him in room and tell my parents he's been sleeping, oh the bump? he ran into the wall, you know how he can be ^_^
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So your sitting on your bed, bored out of your little skull, so you decide as a boredom killer, you will make a stupid video of you dancing a silly, and quite embarrassing jig in front of your video camera. Feeling that you are triumphant in slaying the dragon called boredom, you take a nap, You awaken to hysterical laughter, coming from down stairs, and notice that your camera is gone, panicking you race down stairs to see that your sibling, "borrowing" your camera, hooked it up to the T.V. for all your family and friends to see.

What do you do? What do you do?!

cool guy
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Go quietly back upstairs take anything I can hit people with, knock em out then when they wake up I tell them all that they just had a DREAM and if they're ucooperative I have my little friend called AK-47 in my closet.

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TO make a long story short:


You ask a girl/boy you like to be your mate but then he/she says no and now everyone including the boy/girl you like and now every one wil start making fun of you.

What do you do? What do you do?!

diana_m
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Shrug my shoulders.I don't care about what people think.
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You made a super awesome comic and there's a convention in your town.Your favorite artist is there and you want to show him the comic.
But you're late and in a rush,you pick up your younger sibling's doodles instead of the comic.
You show the artist the doodles.
What to do,what to do…

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I lean to the guy behind me and say "I told you he wouldn't like it!"

You had a conference call just the other day, and you forgot to turn the speaker phone off. So the next day, you are talking to your crush in the workplace, when your cellphone rings. You answer. It is your mother. "Hello, Honey-bumpkin," she says. "You forgot to bring the muffins I made you."

diana_m
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I smile,turn off the phone and say:
"Poor thing.The Alzheimers really messing her up."
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Your friend goes to your house with a boxload of hardcore porn.He stuffs it under your bed and goes home.Your dad brings your grandma for a visit.And she's staying at your room while you sleep on the couch.If that wasn't bad enough.She finds the porn.
How will you get out of this?

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"Grandma, I didn't know you were into that!"

You are invited by all your friends to see a horror movie. Unfortunately, you drank too much before going there. While watching the movie, a part scares you so much that you literally piss your pants. One of your friends frowns and says "What's that smell?"

Kiruru
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Well you see I spilled my soda on myself, and when the chemical in my cologne bond with soda, it gives off a urine smell.


New: you and your spouse/partner/W/e wanted to be spontaneous one day, so you guys filmed yourselves going at it like rabbits. afterward you upload the movie on the the computer to edit it, but you forgot to post your rant on youtube, your finger slips and you post what you think is you rant. So the next day your spouse/partner/W/e goes and looks on your channel, only to see the rauncy vid you to made.


(get outta that!)

cool guy
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"It was a GHOST!!!!!!!"


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Your crush passes behind you and your friend while you are talking about him or her, then she or he hears you saying "I wish I was in bed with him/her!"

GET OUT OF THAT

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say as jokingly as a can" only you make me feel that way, how bout' it?" then laugh and walk off.




*new: say that your at a majic show, and the magician the show calls you up to the stage for a knife throwing trick, as you come to the stage, the magician says to the crowd that you look like the mother fucker that killed his parents. he sounds like hes joking but your not sure.


what do you do?

cool guy
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Grab the knife and stab myself or Tel him "You look like th bitch i slept with yesterday"



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You're at a family reunion then your most tattletale cousin walks behind you and caches you looking at hentai….What do you do?

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"See,I'm studing the human anatomy in the manga style."
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You just took a shower and someone knocks on the door.You run downstairs and your towel gets caught on the coathanger.You don't realize it and dash for the open and open it,but the towel is pulled off.
ANd now,you're stark naked in front of your crush,gradparents and bestfriend.

cool guy
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"This is a costume….realistic isn't it?"


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You're in a classroom,everyone is talking and you're telling a joke to a friend, but when everyone shuts up you sudenly shout "OH SHIT! ! ! ! !" and a person from the school's administration was in your classroom.What do you do?

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Stare at the person next to me, look offended, change my voice in some way, and say, "Dude, that's not cool, man, especially in front of the administrator." Look away, shake my head, and look disgusted.



It's the morning before your first day of school after winter break. You slacked off over the holidays, and you've put on quite a bit of weight. And by "quite a bit of weight", i mean you really flubbed out- you've started to develop love handles, thunder thighs are rapidly collecting around your bum, you've got a muffin top, the whole deal. As you try to don one of your tighter pairs of jeans, you find that you can barely fit in them. Regardless, they're your only clean pair, and slightly slimming, so squeeze into the rest of your outift, and head off to school. A few minutes later, you're at school, talking to your crush. He/she doesn't seem to notice you've filled out, or isn't bringing the point up. Without really thinking about it, you stretch, hoping to remedy a stiff back you've had (I wonder why?), and it displaces your new muffin top, and your pants finally give way. The button explodes off the front, causing you to panic, and you bend over to pick it up before your crush can realize what happened, but the butt seam rips. Your pants are ruined, and your crush is staring in awkward awe. Dodge the situation eloquently.

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