Thread "Warning: Hills. You. Run... for them." in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 2, 2009

Halo. I barrel rolled into Drunk Duck a couple of whiles ago and I haven't introduced my self, or even entered the forums until now, so… yeah. Hi!! Name = Strange, I know. What was I thinking? I am a sprite comic artist (Artist!? Sprite comics aren't art!!) and I hope to run it for a long time, as long as I can get readers…

Eventually I hope to move into other kinds of comics (Photo comics, crappy generic sexual humor based comic made in MSPaint) and stuff like that. Hope I can make more friends then enemies. If you get to know me I'm a pretty cool guy. Or that's what the dramatic prarie dog on my shoulder has been whispering to me. Psst, you can find my comic through my profile and stuff, I'm not going to direct plug it, you'll have to search for it, bwahaha! Which you probably won't. D=

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 2, 2009

A smelly dead hobo…?

NO! GO AWAY! I BASHED YOUR HEAD IN ON THE SIDEWALK YESTERDAY!!

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 2, 2009

So you thought. I have a metal plate in my head so no damage was done… to most of my brain. Thanks for the great welcome. =P

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 2, 2009

Yeah, I'm a pretty friendly guy, as you can already tell.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

Yea, I have a rodent on my shoulder whispering to me too. His name is Carl…….
haha just kidding, and welcome to the Duck! ^_^

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

Hello, don't sleep in Sea cow's dumpster, he doesn't like that.

Which you probably won't. D=

Correct.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

Hey, welcome to the duck! I see the friendlier members of the welcome team have already said hi. Sprite comics? Awesome man… hey, as an FYI if you are offered a cola please accept it. It's the only way to be fully initiated into the duck experience!

Good luck and have fun!!

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

To quote one Dr. McNinja:

If looks like a zombie, and it smells like a zombie, it could still be a crazy homeless guy.

I hope you find the audience you're looking for.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

if you are offered a cola please accept it. It's the only way to be fully initiated into the duck experience!

Normally, I would warn you that Aghammer and Dark Clown speak only in lies, but you're dead already. Still, the cola is a very unpleasant experience.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

Welcome! The cola can only be unpleasant if you actually drink it…you could accept it and use it to clean blood stains off of sidewalks, or rust, it could burn a whole straight through anything if you use it right:) So please take the cola and enjoy your time here on the duck!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

I drank the cola and died a horrible death, then came back as a ghost and now I've returned as a reanimated corpse too, so it's all good.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2009

I drank the cola and died a horrible death, then came back as a ghost and now I've returned as a reanimated corpse too, so it's all good.

I was rushed to Dr. House after drinking it, where I was diagnosed with terminal cancer, but he removed the brain tumor by cleverly giving me a risky head transplant. They still have not solved the issue of the 1-foot-diameter hole that the Cola burned in my midriff, however.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 3, 2009

And don't forget this little side effect:

Only I have a huge mammoth dick, an event he could not foresee

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 3, 2009

Coke or Pepsi? Thanks very much for the frienly welcoming.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 5, 2009

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Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2009

You know, I'm all about helping the less fortunate, especially smelly dead hobos, but if you're going to stay in the house, don't get too close to the potted plants. They're wilting, and I've worked so hard at keeping them alive.

But uh… a belated welcome to the duck, in any case.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 8, 2009

Thanks everyone, I'm starting to get used to how things work around here. Everyone teams up and headshots the nearest noob. Just kidding, I hope… XD. I'll take the cola, seeing as it can no longer cause harm to me.

Thanks again,
Dramatic Prarie Dog. AKA SmellyDeadHobo. AKA Me.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 8, 2009

Digging the new icon too man (drink the cola)… enjoy the cola. We'll sweep up the ashes.. don't worry.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 8, 2009

Well, he's already dead and smelly so I guess the cola can't hurt him…I am sure Amanda will hurt him more if he kills the plants anyway..