Thread "Who wants a free review of their comic?" in forum "Networking & Community Projects*"

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 5, 2009

Harkovast and I are teaming up to start a webcomic review in webcomic format. At the moment we're not sure about what day or how often we'll update, but we plan on starting within the next few weeks. And we need comics to review!

Anyone who requests a review and has at least 30 pages to their comic will get an in-depth, HONEST critique. We're going to do our best to offer the most constructive criticism we can, but we'll definitely be sure to point out what we think the comic's doing right as well.

It'll be all… you know, review-y n stuff.

If you're interested, and you meet the lone requirement of thirty pages, either post here, or pm Harkovast or myself, and you'll be in. SO IN.

And all your friends will be like so jealous, like OMG.

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 5, 2009

Wah that's cool you guys are funny ;-; If only you'd minus your least number of comics to qualify by 29….

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 5, 2009

hey guys, go ahead and reveiw Putrid Meat if ya like, link's in the sig. n dont worry, im used to plenty of bashings, hell it's made it onto TWO "worste webcomic" sites, so it's nothin me and ole Bonesy aint used to. hyuk!

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

hell it's made it onto TWO "worste webcomic" sites

Worst webcomic sites? I didn't even know such a thing existed. How do I sign up for those?

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

You can't sign up. It's something that has to be earned.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

hell it's made it onto TWO "worste webcomic" sites

Worst webcomic sites? I didn't even know such a thing existed. How do I sign up for those?

haha, well more just like webforums, i just like to flatter myself.

edit: WAIT! WAIT! make that THREE sites!haha!

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

Put me down for one.

…definitely well beyond the 30 page mark :p

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

Eh, why not? The harshest critic is the self. I know well the flaws of my work but outside words can be worth reading.

I'll accept an Arachnid Goddess review if you don't have a taboo against A rated pieces.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

You can review Pancakes, if you guys want.
You guys could make a good reviewing team…

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

You've made it onto two worst webcomic sites? Well damn… we could be all like "Putrid Meat? God what a piece of SHIT" and you'd be like "hey, awesome! They didn't say I'm the worst!" You'ze on!

Um… BlkKnight… I checked your comic, and you have over 200 comics. That is CLEARLY less than thirty… I don't want to be a dick about it or anything but you seriously need to learn some math.

Chernobog, nothing is taboo to us; we're up for anything! Well, anything with more than thirty comics that is…. yeah, THIRTY. YOU HEAR THAT, BLKKNIGHT???

Alright - Putrid Meat, Crossing Death, and Arachnid Goddess have all been added to the list. I will pq each of you a few days before your review is up; right now it's looking like we're going to update every Friday starting this week. We will keep you posted!

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

Hahaha well timed, Bocaj!

Pancakes is on the list as well :D

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

Oh man, you offer webcomic people some free publicity…you might as well throw blood in a shark tank!

I say we only review comics with EXACTLY 30 pages! That would make people work for it a bit!

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

Oh man, you offer webcomic people some free publicity…you might as well READ HARKOVAST

I say we only review comics called Pancakes! That would make people work for it a bit!

Woah, genius…

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 5, 2009

I am a bit scared…I'll get back to you.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 6, 2009

I request that you review Lacerated View.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 6, 2009

You've made it onto two worst webcomic sites? Well damn… we could be all like "Putrid Meat? God what a piece of SHIT" and you'd be like "hey, awesome! They didn't say I'm the worst!" You'ze on!

haha,3 actually, but to be fair, twice was on the same site. 's like why they named New York twice. was thinking of signing up to the site and popping in to say thanks for the dishonorable mention, but i wanna see if i see more sprout up.
and thanks for putting it on the review list!

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 6, 2009

Lacerated View is on the list!

I like how I say "the list" like Harkovast and I are Schindler and Stern or something…

And our first review is up! Go check it out so you can have an idea of what yours will look like. Or better yet, because you're actually interested in this one!

Pit Face, I totally would have gushed. I can't even get myself onto "Most Mediocre Webcomics" lists, so I'd be flattered as shit.

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 7, 2009

's a hard knock life,man.

anyways, i read the reveiw. you guys seem to reallysay what you think and that's commendable and makes me curious about what yer gonna say about Putrid. also i like that you made it visual as well,and i agree with the pointers Bocaj gave you in the comments section. nice work you guys!

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 7, 2009

Hi guys. If you don't mind reviewing a webcomic that has just two consistent commenters and just a handful of readers (I don't think I've marketed it very well), please review the little known work of mine "Omega Justice."

Link in my signature if you decide to review it.

Thanks!

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 7, 2009

hey, my comic is 32 pages! and there's only one piece of dialogue yet so you can race through!

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 8, 2009

Alright cool, we'ze addin' Omega Justice and Out there.

Ouuut theere, ooouuuut wheeere the skiies are oocean bluuueee

I can be safe aaand live wiiithout aa caaare… oouut theeeeree…

…sorry, I couldn't resist.

Ah, minimal dialogue, fantastic! Between you and me Parker… I uh… I never learned to read. Harkovast kinda has to read the strips to me, he's a great sport about it ;)

And to think I was actually worried if we'd have enough to do…

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 8, 2009

Hark is welcome to delve into the realm of mystery bread. He still owes me fanart.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 8, 2009

Well I wouldn't mind if you guys did a review of Bobby the fetus *hint hint*

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

Ah, minimal dialogue, fantastic! Between you and me Parker… I uh… I never learned to read. Harkovast kinda has to read the strips to me, he's a great sport about it ;)

you can write, but not read? How interesting.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 10, 2009

Hey, I just type strings of letters and hope for the best. If anything legible comes out… what can I say, I'm a lucky guy.

Okay, Bobby the Fetus will be up for review!

Niccea, I just want to make sure; are you volunteering Mystery Bread for a review?