Yes, I hate Mel Gibson.
Fortunately, the internet is a great way to take revenge on your enemies.
Go read my article on The Patriot and see what I mean-
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Patriot
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I hate Mel Gibson (and I'm not even Jewish!)
I'm not a big fan of his movies (Lethal Weapon has dated terribly) but I know one croup of people he's got in in for…
THE ENGLISH!
A movie review pointed out that the character he portrays in the patriot was an adulterous bigot, but that was left out. I'm surprised the English didn't kill jesus too.
Actually, that would almost make me want to watch the passion of the christ, but not enough.
Oh yes, New testament from the disciple Mel.
"And the devil, in his wickedness, created a race to punish and enslave good souls. And lo, they did, very wickedly. The demons were bequeathed, why punish good souls who seek only enlightenment in the eyes of our lord, and the demons spoke thusly-
"For we are british Nazi Jews, and we are mean like that."
I like Mel Gibson, sure he has done some ropey films (what actor hasnt?) but can he be blamed for the patriot? did he write it? No, dod he direct it? No. I am sure that he could have pulled a power play and got the script altered hey maybe he did but without proof he did I find it impossible to lay blame for the rewriting of history solely at his feet.
As for Braveheart… well I like the film in spite of a few big gaffs.
Same with passion of the Christ although there maybe less errors, who can say as it's all nonsense anyway. one, two , three… religious backlash!
Apocalypto was also a very good film and I want to see his Viking film, who cares if he is antisemitic, repiblican communist or whatever. The guy is entitled to his views, freedom of speech anyone???? I may not agree with it but I won't hate him for a drunken outburst.
I still like Mel too. Like most actors showing their age, senile insanity eventually seeps in and the media exploits this like a hot new fad. Granted, I dunno what the heck's been with him in his later years… xD …but if this is the fate to my favorite manic cop from all four movies, then I think his coffin may be sealed.
The last movie I've seen with him in it was 'Maverick', a better alternative (muchly) to Will Smith's Wild, Wild West.
I need to post an earlier version of that article.
The problem with uncyclopedia is that people edit it trying to be funny but failing, like sticking in random star wars references or stuff that makes no sense (someone changed the word 'war' for 'Elephant' in one sentence, which just makes its read like it wasn't spell checked.)
As for Mel Gibson, I just don't like how he made so many films about hating the English. I never made a movie about hating Mel Gibson, so why does he have to make one about hating me?
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