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I haven't uploaded a strip in almost 5 years.  But it all goes back over a decade.
I can't draw, and could never find a draw-er to work with.  So in about 2004 I decided to take pictures of rappers and turn them into a 4 pannel comic called disTrack.  In 2005 the comic morphed into Stocks and featured a turf war between Snoop Dogg and Dr. Phil that lead to Xibit's H2 getting blown up, and The Batmobile getting held hostage.  Oh, and there was a sprite comic incentive series that featured a bottle of Sprite.
Now, I'm a decade older and I miss telling stupid jokes with pictures.  The new strip, Classically Trained will be a little bit more personal.  I may get back to telling storm trooper jokes (never get tired of making fun of them).  But for now, it'll be about being 37 and just being a little cranky and just a littel bit lost.
It's funny, I swear. Or, I guess I hope.
First strip will go up on Easter Sunday, which will be 10 years and one month after I posted the first Stocks strip.
If you want to see the old strips: https://next.theduckwebcomics.com/STOCKS/.
Really missed this place.