Thread "Conversation Hearts" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

You know those chalky candy hearts that say things like, "U R Cute" or "B Mine…" right? Well, for our Valentine's Day party decorations, my roommate (BetaJess) and I decided to write out own. Here's a smattering:

**En Fuego
**You're Do-able
**Ur Place or Mine?
**I've Got Sunshine
**I'm Stalking U

Whatcha got?

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

*Pulls a candy heart out of the box.*

You smell like food.

… I think thats a good thing.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

Here are some.

**Screw me!
**There's a party in my pants.
**I love lamp.
**Me luv U long time.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

** I want you inside of me!
** a/s/l
** Sex!
** I'm underage!
** You're sassy!
** Sexual Innuendo!

I'd buy 'em.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

** a/s/l

Great minds apparently think alike - we had this one too!

Keep 'em coming, guys - these are hysterical.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

I had a wallpaper full of stuff like this.
I'll dig it out.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

*** U 2 Do Me

*** U R U G L Y

*** Go Away

*** U Me Ur Mom

*** Horny

*** R U 18?

*** Fuck Us

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

Can't I just use this one:

<3

?

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

*Opens up a box of new "Apology hearts"*

The hell?…

*Takes some out*

"Sorry I lost my temper again"

"I'll last longer next time"

"Even though I slept with her, U R still the one"

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

*** I C U!!!

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 4, 2008

Aim Low

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 4, 2008

-U + Me 2night?
-I have a headache
-Please?
-where r the condoms?
-is it in?
-too short
-ouch
-rejected

I amuse myself at least.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 4, 2008

*Pulls out another one.*

Though you regeat my feelings for you, I will forever continue to stalk you to the very end.

… Okay, now how in the hell did that all fit onto one heart?

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 5, 2008

* I like your boobs

* Go Long

*Go Deep

* Eat me

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 7, 2008

"o bby. ;]"
"Blow me"

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 7, 2008

You will be pleased to know that I've incorporated some of these into our decorations ^.^ Some more:

Love is a Myth
Spank Me
Who Wants a Mustache Ride? (couldn't resist)
Bend Over
What's UR Sign?

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 8, 2008

*** Tramp Stamped
*** That a Bullseye?
*** How Much Longer?
*** You're A What?!
*** I Nailed Ur Bro
*** U R 2 Fat

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 9, 2008

** +20 Charisma!!! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)
** I'm staring
** I'm stalking you

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 9, 2008

In my bag would be a huge heart at the stop of all the smaller ones, one that says, "Rearrange The Letters to Get a Secret Message!"

The hearts would all consist of one letter. One letter of the entire alphabet.

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 12, 2008

I'm more for the over the top action sayings. As they say, actions speak louder than words. :D

Hot Carl
U R DPd
Goatse '08
2 Girls 1 Cup
Snowball?
|n|_

Those are a sweet beginning to make any cany sticky. Happy Horny Werewolf day!

Posted at 1:02AM, Feb. 13, 2008

lol some of the onese people have posted r funny XD here r some i thought of.

Bitches love sparkles.
Omg, its a lion!
Get in the car!

I find all of these very romantic.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 14, 2008

My buddy Justin does a comic that has an annual "Rejected Conversation Hearts" page. Here's the latest update of it:

For more, check out his website (here's a shameless plug for his stuff): Justin League

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

hahaha kah ay-tay! i used to speak furbish. i still have all my furbies. and i have 5 or 6. i also like the fallen's "get in the car" one. xD reminds me of an episode of the boondocks.

**That'll be fifty bucks.
**You're a worse Valentine than my daddy.
**Stop biting me. It's not sexy anymore.
**FAIL.

that's all i can come up with right now. D:

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 15, 2008

"are you as good as ur mom?"

"oh. my. god."

"bitch please."

"I watch you sleep :D"