January's Game of the Month: In Mother Russia...

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 2, 2007

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In Mother Russia, [stuff here] you…

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In Mother Russia, Wii plays with you…

In Mother Russia, Google searches on you…


Okay, START!

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 2, 2007

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In Soviet Russia, drum bangs you!

(Damn you Yakov Smirnoff!)

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 2, 2007

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In Mother Russia, floor rolls on you!

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 2, 2007

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In mother Russia, Saddam kills you.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 2, 2007

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In mother Russia games plays you.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 2, 2007

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In Mother Russia, TV watches you.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, A+ gets you.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, beer drinks you.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, You get bitchslapped.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, Top Drawer posts on you.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, Porn looks at you.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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in mother russia, Indy 900 does Tony Hawk

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, car drives you.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, Keyblade uses Sora.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, Ice Crushes you.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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in mother russia, you run over a lorry after the road crosses it carelessly

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, The razor blade uses the emo to cut itself.

(I hope I didn't offend anyone with this comment.)

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, bad forum games play you!

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, plane flies you.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, Mom sleeps with you!

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, Art draws You!

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In mother Russia road forks you.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In mother russia butt fucks you!

In mother russia monkey spanks you!

In mother russia dirty hoe bang you!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In Mother Russia, internet's on you!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 3, 2007

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In mother Russia coats wears you.