Thread "the judge duck game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 8, 2009

this is how the game goes

someone admits to a crime they've 'commited' and the next person senteces them

example

Person 1. i steal some socks

Person 2. i sentence you to be mauled to death by a feroucious giaffe

ok lets start

i cheat on my taxes

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 9, 2009

I sentence you to serve on Obamas cabinet.

I sometimes eat a grape in the produce section in the grocery store without paying for it.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 9, 2009

I sentence you death by firing squad, but instead of bullets they're shoting grapes.

I steal fries from my friends when they arn't looking >:D

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 9, 2009

I sentence you work as a server in Mc Donalds for all eternity.

I got everyone killed in the last mafia game.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 9, 2009

I sentence you to hi-fives and "good jobs" for the rest of your life because everyone is so happy for you. (and really proud of what you did)

I stole a pack of gum.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 10, 2009

i sentence you so that whenever you chew gum so many people ask you for a piece that you have a mental breakdown and are sentenced (by a real judge) to carry a straightjacket wherever you go

i tear the tag off my pillow

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 10, 2009

I sentence you to have your limbs torn off in a manner similar to the way to the tag.

I flipped the bird at someone.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 10, 2009

I sentence you to life with glued fingers! :D

I almost never make my bed! D;

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 10, 2009

I sentence you to have a bed tied to you at all times.

I hid my money in monopoly so people think I have less than what I do >:D

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

i sentence you to always be $1 short in whatever you are trying to buy

i use an expired cupon

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

I sentence you to get paper cuts when you touch any paper, forever((Includes TP)).

When I got an extra large pizza from square pizza, the last not lieing pizza, I under tipped the pizza deliver guy.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

I sentence you to a lifetime of pizza that's undercooked, delivered late, with totally wrong toppings, and somehow infected with AIDS.

I sank the Titanic.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

I sentence you to a life of watching Titanic.

I j-walk.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

I sentence you to be stalked by Shriners in go-carts.

I never update my comic in time.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

I sentence you to make a new page every ten minutes. if you fail you will be tortured for ten minutes then put back to work on a new page.

I promised to do the dishes and I didn't.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 13, 2009

I sentence you to be force-fed Dawn liquid detergent until your insides smell "lemony fresh."

I used to steal massive amounts of candy bars from a local gas station when I was 12.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 13, 2009

You are sentenced to 5 years in prison with a bail of having all of your candy 'confiscated' by the judge ;]

I'm hungry.

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

You get executed because there is no "I" only "us".

I'm doing communist jokes.

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 19, 2009

I sentence you to be painted red by fat, naked, old Russian women.

I just ate an entire bag of Cheetos.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 19, 2009

You are sentenced to be hunted by a cheetah. (sweet irony)

I'm doing "your mom" jokes all the time.

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 19, 2009

I sentence you to have your mother switched with a raging gorilla in a dress and beat you while everyone makes fun of her.

I'm too lazy to do my own backgrounds.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

You are sentenced to become fat and ugly to the point that the only thing who dare approach you is a walrus.

I give a bad opinion of my country to other people.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

Your sentenced to live in France. 'Nuff said.

I ate too much at my sis' baby shower.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

You are sentanced to eat some more

I got free Photoshop

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

You're sentenced to be arrested by the FBI, whether you pirated it or not.

I got back into forum games.