Thread "Today is the LUCKIEST DAY of your life..." in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

…so maybe you should get off your ass, step outside and go buy a lottery ticket.* "Why?" you may ask? (yes… you may. And believe me I know you and that's what you're asking yourself RIGHT NOW!) Well it's because I have decided to step out of the shadows in a subtle moment of grande unveiling to reveal myself to you… The masses.**

Long have I slaved over a hot keyboard like the great epicurean geniuses*** slaving over a hot cauldron of stuff. And like those eponymous chefs I have chosen DA DUCK as my menu of choice to offer up the succulent entree' of my webcomic.**** I've plucked only the finest bits of verbage to weave together into one classy***** bit of humour and wit that will help make your dim, grubby lives a little bit more bearable. And don't come a knockin if the URL is a-rockin. Heh.

*If you win big I'm entitled to a portion of the winnings because I told you to do it. Don't question me, it's all legal and shit.
**YOU'RE WELCOME.
***Bobby Flay. You're the tops brah.
****Once again… YOU'RE WELCOME.
*****Donald Trump. Class act that guy.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

Are you cooking or making a webcomic? (What does your comic taste like?)

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

I. . . you. . .

What?

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 12, 2009

ahah welcome on DD man.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 12, 2009

I. . . you. . .

What?

I also had that thought.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 12, 2009

It…

Well, uh…

No. Wait.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

WHERE ARE ALL THESE BLACK CATS COMING FROM?!

Oh, hi.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

Heh and hello.

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 13, 2009

So… what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

Welcome…To….The duck…o__o

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 15, 2009

You sir, are a legend.
I bow at the altar of Fable!

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 17, 2009

So… what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?

I'm Bobby Flay and I can't believe I've been compromised.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 17, 2009

um…hi?

Lots of big words in that introduction, so i'm just gonna smile and nod. Welcome to the site.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 18, 2009

Clever post.

I salute you, sir, and welcome to the house of drunken malard.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 18, 2009

O_O Hello…wow what an intro. So uh…welcome to DD. Hope your stay here is a tasty one.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 19, 2009

Thank you all for this warm welcome. I'm glad to see you've realized just how fortunate it is to have my awesomeness in your presence.

ps: YOU'RE WELCOME.