how to be homeless
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- impossible tasks
- hurt my foot
- un packed my books
- name on a lease..
- the good tea
- can opener 3 of 3
- can opener 2 of 3
- can opener 1 of 3
- annoying but not crazy eye issues
- notes on gloves
- mirror
- not a candy..
- protect yourself
- little people
- make a mask rob turtles
- birds at night
- a story with a ghost in it..
- notes on fat tuesday..
- hippos and gods
- ghosts and cameras..
- the voice in your head...
- upside down..
- peppa pig makes me want to hit stuff
- underqualified
- the full page not just the card part...
- happy hogswatch
- bail..
- cussing
- no work
- mice
- bus bathrooms
- looking for work
- adventures on a bus..
- bus and bag..
- court order
- a safe place to rest..
- loneliness and fiberglass cows..
- keep going
- bad guys...
- only two radio stations
- vist to look at the ice..
- keys...and cards...
- stones
- the moon
- could but wont
- give stuff away
- no little house...
- land....
- good night cat
- storms
- cat
- im cool ?
- should of taken the yams..
- sleeping ....in public
- dangers of the forest...
- dangerous children
- by the back door
- i get kicked out of church..
- un happy ever after...
- rain is not romantic...
- so... thats that..
- credit
- so yeah
- so put my horns on
- in the wild...
- storm
- brain glich
- to much money...
- mud and poop
- I bought a rug..
- i try not to look at myself
- the mall is my office..
- fav bathroom stall
- drying my shoe
- frozen glove..
- wet gear storage
- pokemon go
- dream of a hare
- i burn cookies and fold paper
- slurpy snow
- random
- ice...or not ice..
- house hunting
- the gods love me
- turkey..and
- hug
- window and a fan
- avoid buyers
- rainy day..
- bronies detecter
- color books and pop-tarts
- suicide
- suicide
- dance alone
- strange pizza
- using the shower for not showering
- evil monkes
- unicorn as a tool
- being a unicorn and bojack
- being a unicorn
- not hitting the wall 101
- gray
- air conditioner props
- an adventure
- mad
- winter is comeing but not today
- its hot
- good things
- storage notes
- tofu and cartoons
- cuts and strange dreams
- sunday
- saying no
- calling a hotline and other stupid stuff..
- mental issues
- to build or not to build
- how to yell at the sink...
- cooking and smelling things
- shoes i guess
- shopping
- self help books
- a long page
- sad
- it not a race
- spam
- clean and eat
- mud
- windows
- boxs and bamboo
- a door i can lock
- darkness
- turkey issues
- helping the hogfather
- snow and light
- more on plastic bags...
- I meet a human..
- socks bags tacky shirts
- coats for kids
- keeping the wind out
- sleep art..
- wormy apples
- suck less
- soup
- smoke
- shirts
- rent a bunk get a fight for free
- drive away...
- people
- wishes
- zombie rv
- why write
- fish
- drama
- how to get sent to pee in a cup
- random stuff
- get an id part 2
- stupid stuff
- hate
- super power... bluffing
- street dogs..
- bad at letters
- didn't get it..
- a few good things
- soup and sleep
- greens
- got hit
- mushrooms
- under the snow....
- ,,,music feet work and lady liberty
- trash
- soup
- sick
- freeze dry
- so missadventures
- potatos
- sexton
- drips
- herds...books and ramblings
- shower
- fire and frost
- weather and exhaustion
- random words..
- so walking and the truck
- randomness and boots..
- choices
- patches
- water ..
- out of moves
- some jobs should not be done by
- more about truck beds..
- pick your death....
- making things warmer
- sleeping...
- snow
- happy yule
- the spot bus
- how to lose a job 1
- happy thanksgiving
- heaters
- thank you
- dressing warm
- staying warm
- count blessings
- star map
- head light not a ufo
- the cat lady likes me
- when all else fails
- someone talked to me,,
- lucky bamboo
- apples cooking
- food box
- food and dvds
- some good some bad
- housing
- dangers
- a few beans
- apples
- musical comedy of death
- woods..
- follow deer not cats
- power
- libary
- truck stop safty
- how to get mail
- how to get mail page 1
- avoid the god of wine
- pooka bread
- more on fire
- making a fire
- someone stole the tent
- bears make bad roommates
- how to not be killed by a moose while peeing
- what in your bag
- don't pee on that..
- meaning of life
- looking for work
- please dispute this
- dog blankets
- you need a phone
- things to bring
- how to be poor... really
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First
Prev
- impossible tasks
- hurt my foot
- un packed my books
- name on a lease..
- the good tea
- can opener 3 of 3
- can opener 2 of 3
- can opener 1 of 3
- annoying but not crazy eye issues
- notes on gloves
- mirror
- not a candy..
- protect yourself
- little people
- make a mask rob turtles
- birds at night
- a story with a ghost in it..
- notes on fat tuesday..
- hippos and gods
- ghosts and cameras..
- the voice in your head...
- upside down..
- peppa pig makes me want to hit stuff
- underqualified
- the full page not just the card part...
- happy hogswatch
- bail..
- cussing
- no work
- mice
- bus bathrooms
- looking for work
- adventures on a bus..
- bus and bag..
- court order
- a safe place to rest..
- loneliness and fiberglass cows..
- keep going
- bad guys...
- only two radio stations
- vist to look at the ice..
- keys...and cards...
- stones
- the moon
- could but wont
- give stuff away
- no little house...
- land....
- good night cat
- storms
- cat
- im cool ?
- should of taken the yams..
- sleeping ....in public
- dangers of the forest...
- dangerous children
- by the back door
- i get kicked out of church..
- un happy ever after...
- rain is not romantic...
- so... thats that..
- credit
- so yeah
- so put my horns on
- in the wild...
- storm
- brain glich
- to much money...
- mud and poop
- I bought a rug..
- i try not to look at myself
- the mall is my office..
- fav bathroom stall
- drying my shoe
- frozen glove..
- wet gear storage
- pokemon go
- dream of a hare
- i burn cookies and fold paper
- slurpy snow
- random
- ice...or not ice..
- house hunting
- the gods love me
- turkey..and
- hug
- window and a fan
- avoid buyers
- rainy day..
- bronies detecter
- color books and pop-tarts
- suicide
- suicide
- dance alone
- strange pizza
- using the shower for not showering
- evil monkes
- unicorn as a tool
- being a unicorn and bojack
- being a unicorn
- not hitting the wall 101
- gray
- air conditioner props
- an adventure
- mad
- winter is comeing but not today
- its hot
- good things
- storage notes
- tofu and cartoons
- cuts and strange dreams
- sunday
- saying no
- calling a hotline and other stupid stuff..
- mental issues
- to build or not to build
- how to yell at the sink...
- cooking and smelling things
- shoes i guess
- shopping
- self help books
- a long page
- sad
- it not a race
- spam
- clean and eat
- mud
- windows
- boxs and bamboo
- a door i can lock
- darkness
- turkey issues
- helping the hogfather
- snow and light
- more on plastic bags...
- I meet a human..
- socks bags tacky shirts
- coats for kids
- keeping the wind out
- sleep art..
- wormy apples
- suck less
- soup
- smoke
- shirts
- rent a bunk get a fight for free
- drive away...
- people
- wishes
- zombie rv
- why write
- fish
- drama
- how to get sent to pee in a cup
- random stuff
- get an id part 2
- stupid stuff
- hate
- super power... bluffing
- street dogs..
- bad at letters
- didn't get it..
- a few good things
- soup and sleep
- greens
- got hit
- mushrooms
- under the snow....
- ,,,music feet work and lady liberty
- trash
- soup
- sick
- freeze dry
- so missadventures
- potatos
- sexton
- drips
- herds...books and ramblings
- shower
- fire and frost
- weather and exhaustion
- random words..
- so walking and the truck
- randomness and boots..
- choices
- patches
- water ..
- out of moves
- some jobs should not be done by
- more about truck beds..
- pick your death....
- making things warmer
- sleeping...
- snow
- happy yule
- the spot bus
- how to lose a job 1
- happy thanksgiving
- heaters
- thank you
- dressing warm
- staying warm
- count blessings
- star map
- head light not a ufo
- the cat lady likes me
- when all else fails
- someone talked to me,,
- lucky bamboo
- apples cooking
- food box
- food and dvds
- some good some bad
- housing
- dangers
- a few beans
- apples
- musical comedy of death
- woods..
- follow deer not cats
- power
- libary
- truck stop safty
- how to get mail
- how to get mail page 1
- avoid the god of wine
- pooka bread
- more on fire
- making a fire
- someone stole the tent
- bears make bad roommates
- how to not be killed by a moose while peeing
- what in your bag
- don't pee on that..
- meaning of life
- looking for work
- please dispute this
- dog blankets
- you need a phone
- things to bring
- how to be poor... really
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Author notes
happy Hogswatch or yule… this is as close as I'm getting to making cards this year.. I understand death/hogfather .. he isn't merry or bright but he is trying.. to go through the motions to make everyone else feel merry & bright because if he doesn't the sun wont rise but rather just a flaming ball of gas will come up in the east… and because humans need fantasy to be human.. because it is our believe in things that can not be seen like hope and love and peace justice and mercy that makes these things real.. so happy hogswatch…
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Login or RegisterWhitetailzzz at
Omg, you think this may be inspiration, for ",The Nightmare before Christmas"? :0
rmccool at
I think so.. its one of my fav books..
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felonimayhem at
Yes you have been very good this year, despite the world doing everything it could imagine to make you mean instead. If anyone would like to know the reference, it's from Terry Pratchett's "Hogfather" novel, which I consider one of the greatest Christmas stories of all time. Death has to fill in for the world's Santa Claus equivalent, the Hogfather, who is being pursued by a relentless assassin. There's a lengthy side trip into the Tooth Fairy's realm as the assassin tries to destroy belief. You can buy the book and the BBC miniseries on Amazon, but I don't think they'll arrive in time for Christmas.
felonimayhem at
Looks like it's available to view on Tubi (which seems to be free? https://tubitv.com/series/3852/hogfather?utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feed) and Amazon Prime (which will costs a couple of limbs).
felonimayhem at
It's a valuable lesson, hee hee…
rmccool at
I belive its available to be viewed on online… death gives sharp objects to children they are educational…
Dragonfire10503 at
Hope this year is better than last year