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Filler: Halloween

telruya

on Oct. 30, 2007

As I was walking into the libray today I saw that the statue of Robert Burns had been vandilised someone had tied a binbag round its neck put a witchs hat on top of it and tied a mouldy pumpking this man is responsible for most of the scotish culture and even after his death became an important source of inspiration to the founders of both liberalism and socialism so of course I told the libirian I did not expect him to say "Yeah we thought it be fun him like that" it took every ounce of strength I had to stop myself from strangling her now if you'll excuse me I have to go throw that pumpking in the racist ****** face.