One time I was drunk and my parents, being very anti-alcohol, would have been really upset if they'd known I had imbibed. Anyways, I cunningly decided to just keep my booze in nondescript bottles in my room. My mother found this plastic Gatorade bottle full of vodka and she was all "You really should empty these after you come back from the gym."
She nearly emptied it out, but I grabbed it from her and said I'd clean it myself. Ah ha ha!
Comments
Please login to comment.
Login or Register${ comment.author }} at
${ comment.author }} at