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Batteries Not Included

roastytoasty

on Jan. 22, 2010

A couple of friends at work told me about this giant mechanical monster that had been programmed to love. Obviously somewhere midway through the production process, they got their wires crossed because when I actually saw a picture of f*ckzila™, it certainly did not look like the kind of robot that would hold you afterwards (it also didn’t look that much like Johnny 5 – beloved family movie star).

Also, is it such a good idea to associate your gigantic, metal, electric powered sex machine with the term “short circuit?” But maybe it’s not for the likes of me to understand. My memories of Johnny 5 were that he wanted to know what it would be like to be alive and experience life to the fullest…but I’m sure he didn’t mean to do it like that.

Maybe I’m wrong, perhaps there were heavy sexual undertones that might require a rewatch…maybe with the lights dimmed ever so much…I gotta go so I’ll see you again tomorrow!

dave